Sorry I Can't Go I Have Self Sabotage Tonight

t shirt that says i've misunderstood many social interactions

Oh fuuuuck. Oh fuck dude. I just got bit by a fucking clam and tonight's the full moon

what's his deal, again?

trying to figure out how walking works

never think about your oc as a child btw it’s an irrecoverable pain . when they were young and the world was small and there was someone there who loved them

I’ve come here to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog’s a JOLLY ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS to my fucking wife. That’s right! He took his hedgehog fuckin BURLAP SACK out and GAVE A GIFT to my fucking wife, and he said his BELLS were “this JINGLY!” and i said “that’s JOLLY!” So i’m making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog your STOCKING’S FULLA COAL and guess what? Here’s what my STOCKING looks like! 💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥 That’s right baby! No coal! No sticks! No itchy sweaters! Look at that it looks like CANDYCANES and TOYS! He GIFTED my wife so guess what? I’m gonna GIFT the world! That’s right! This is what you get! My super RED-NOSED REINDEER!

Kidd Gorgeous -Nightfish 

Getting moldy this semester