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And they were roommates :)

Trust them to be the only ones not knowing they're dating yet. Regulus, Dorcas and Pandora be watching on the side, betting on whether they're gonna figure out their feelings before the end of their school years or not.

Honestly, at that point, even the Gryffindors have joined the bet. Months ago. Lost. And then have the time to bet again. Remus is betting they're gonna get married before finding out they're in love.

Oblivious Rosekiller for the win, always :]

Btw I headcannon Barty as taller (and tall, TALL, like, Remus level tall) no one is gonna change my mind. Maybe Evan is a bit too tall in this drawing, even.

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Imagine if Luna had a special power like Pandora.

Like if she could see through Poly- Juice potioned people , If she was in Goblet Of Fire it would’ve gone like this .

“Hey uncle Barty ”

“ No I’m Mad Eye Moody ”

“No you’re not you are my uncle Barty”

Later in his office …

“So Luna how’d you know”

“ I can see past Poly-Juice potion, Dad says I have a special ability just like mum ”

“ That’s right , It’s so nice to see you again .”

Then after she left he broke down in tears because she is all he has left of Pandora and the love of his life Evan .

How about instead of hating on Regulus and Regulus fans, you:

A) fuck off and get a life, learn to enjoy something rather than hating others for it

B) take a minute to think about how cool it is that a fandom took like 2 facts and turned it into an entire character

C) not only did B, but gave him depth and made him more interesting than anything JK could ever make

D) get better taste

the ‘big three’ of coping mechanisms are jerking off, fucking up your hair, and playing your favorite music real loud

i am non-binary so it would be kind of weird if it wasn't lol

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If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

i desperately need toxic moonwater but in a hilarious kinda way. i think it'd be so funny if regulus is a lil unhinged and absolutely psychotic.

someone looked at his boyfriend's way a little too long for his liking? HEXED.

someone getting a little bit close?HEXED. why are you hovering over him you filthy mudblood?!? go away!

remus thinks it's adorable (he likes how possessive regulus is), sirius is very disturbed, james thinks it's incredibly fucking hilarious and so does barty and evan who messes with their little friend by being flirty with remus in front of him LMAO. remus always put a stop to it though before it gets to far because he doesn't want anyone to end up in the hospital again 💀

codependent moonwater

regulus who has such bad separation anxiety that he just follows remus around like a lost puppy.

regulus clenching his hand around the back of remus’ sweater whenever he gets too far away from him

regulus who climbs into remus’ lap in broad daylight because he needs to be under his skin but this is as good as it’s gonna get

regulus who just has to look at remus with that pout of his and remus is already caving in.

remus who’s so close to the full moon that his possessive nature can’t help but preen at the sight of regulus looking to him for direction and purpose.

remus’ mind just chanting ‘mine mine mine’ whenever regulus makes eye contact with him

remus who has to scent and/or mark up regulus the week before the moon

remus who has regulus wear his jumpers when they hang out so that every scent that’s not his is suffocated by his own.

similarly, remus who flips between possessive and dominant to insecure loser bf who’s so clingy to regulus.

i’m talking, hand holding, waist gripping, arm tugging, anywhere.

like this man is never letting reg out of his sight bc, why would he wanna leave me?? does he not want me??

and regulus who’s never been wanted by anyone in his life, eats. this. shit. up.

Every time I see an obviously-queer middle schooler wearing a walmart Nirvana shirt try and discreetly stare at me, i remember why I dress like this. Every time I see some 7th grader with a pixie cut and a 'how to pass pre-t trans men' outfit trying to glance at me without seeming too obvious, or every time some 9th grader sees me in goodwill looking through the men's black T shirts for band tees, with a leather jacket or a pair of ripped jeans over my arm, and they come up and say they like my outfit. Every time I see a kid I could have easily been, who will easily grow up to be me.

It's not just for me. It's showing people who I used to be so similar to, that they can be themselves too. The same way 17 year olds showed me when I was 14, acting the same way they act, trying to be slick about watching what the cool goth girl in the thrift store was getting, so I could dress just like her when I grew up.

I got there. Now it's my turn to turn around and help others get here.

Person A: "How did you find my address?"

Person B: "Oh, well, I asked your mom--"

Person A: "HOW DO YOU KNOW MY MOM."

gimme james potter who dated regulus for years before his seventh year, where he completely abandoned reg the second lily (who had no idea) showed the littlest sign of attraction

gimme regulus who cried and cried, gimme rosekiller who wrapped reg in blankets and told their teachers it was a "hip flare-up, you know how it is, professor, his hip never really healed properly" and just generally bullshitted until reg could move again

gimme regulus who grew to depend on rosekiller even more, not in a romantic or sexual way just. complete qpr

gimme evan and regulus who got the mark that winter, gimme barty who got it to make them feel better about it (and also because riddle was hot)

gimme regulus who realized he was doing the wrong thing and tried for redemption.

gimme rosekiller who thought he had died a death eater.

gimme barty who tortured the longbottoms to find out who killed reg.

yk. just them

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

yes, just ignore me fucking sobbing in a corner over this

i never thought of it that way😭😭

James and Remus coming home from work opening the door and finding Sirius and Regulus rolling around on the floor, yelling at each other in french with a trail of absolute chaos behind them. James and Remus just glance at each other and sigh, then turn right back around and shut the door behind them.

i have only seen this legendary post on pintrest. i thank the tumblr gods for gracing it upon my feed

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

25 Days of Jegumas. - @noblehouseofgay - Traditions - 362 Words

Regulus sighed, smoothing down his skirt in the mirror. He looked ridiculous. He looked like a girl. Of course he did. Stupid Black family and their stupid Christmas parties. He’d gotten by in trousers when it was just him and Sirius there, but nooo, of course he had to wear a dress at the Christmas party.

“Don’t you look wonderful.” Sirius said dryly as he walked in, and Regulus was immediately jealous of the dress robes he got to wear. Well, he was always jealous of how Sirius looked, but especially now.

“Why do you get to wear trousers…” Regulus mumbled, tugging the ugly bejeweled beret out of his hair and let his short curls fall in his face.

“Because our mother is a transphobic bitch.” He said simply. “I could trim up your hair before if you like.” Regulus shook his head. “I don’t need Mother to have another reason to yell at me.”

“Well, you look lovely anyway. Men look excellent in skirts. I’d swap with you if I could.” That made Regulus snort softly, because he knew Sirius wasn’t lying. He’d seen him stealing his friend McKinnon’s skirts on multiple occasions.

Regulus turned back to the mirror, pale and green. 

“I look like her.” He croaked out.

“You don’t. You look like my very handsome brother. And I’m sure James will agree.” Regulus spun around on his heel. “You invited James?” 

He grinned. “Thought it might help. It took a lot of convincing on Mother’s part, but nonetheless, he’s waiting for you downstairs.” Regulus didn’t need further invitation, sprinting down the stairs and right into his boyfriend’s arms.

“I missed you.” He mumbled into his shoulder.

“Missed you more.” He smiled against his hair.

“You look great.”

“Sirius told you to say that.”

“He did. But it’s still the truth. You look most beautiful in what you’re comfortable in though.”

“I’m comfortable in y–”

“Oi!” They both turned to see Sirius descending the stairs like the main character of a novel.“Do not. Not in front of me. It’s repulsive.”

Regulus giggled and buried his face back in James’ neck, and James was more than happy to let him.

I’ve seen some spectacular snark coming from the case of the dead CEO, but the one in response to the request for the public’s help in finding the culprit “Sorry, snitchs get stitches and that might not be covered by my insurance.” Is among the best.

14 year old James who moved on from his crush on Lily to be absolutely besotted by Regulus Black.

15 year old James who managed to finally get Regulus to like him back, maybe even love.

16 year old James who pocketed the marauders map and put on his invisibility cloak to go meet Regulus in the depths of the night.

16 year old James who never told Sirius or his friends about him because Regulus was not yet ready to face his brother.

16 year old Regulus who falls deeper into the trenches with the absolute void that was James. He couldnt help it, James' whole presence required you to be absorbed within him.

17 year old James, spending his days worrying about how to talk to Sirius about him falling in love with his brother.

17 year old Regulus who is forced to join the death eaters by his family.

17 year old Regulus who loves James so much, that he doesnt have the heart to watch James hate him for what he has become.

"Obliviate"

18 year old James who feels a bit concussed as he went back to his dorm from the astronomy tower at midnight. He doesnt even remember why he was there in the first place.

18 year old James who gets enamoured by Lily Evans yet again and this time, its reciprocated.

17 year old Regulus watches as James and Lily spend their days filled with happiness.

Regulus drowns at age 17 with his final thoughts being that of James. Now nobody knew of what once was and could've been.

18 year old James, who has never really even talked to Regulus, feels his heart hollow at the news of him dying. He wonders why. Maybe its sympathetic pain, it was Sirius's little brother after all.

And that was all he was.

Remus: Prongs, are you coming with us?

James: Oh, geez, I don’t know if I can ditch Reggie two nights in a row. I don’t want to upset him

Sirius: Oh come on, man! Bros before…my brother

put a blade on the purse and use it to disembowel them, then carry their intestines in your purse a battle trophy!

Yk what's such a strange tag to me

"Lily evans bashing"

Bc why? Like she can be viewed as an antagonist from the pov (for example reg's pov might not like her) but why is there a tag for bashing?? That just seems weird

And with that existing, there's a "no lily evans bashing" tag

And the whole things is ridiculous truly

Isn't it crazy how we can love lily and jegulus and not hate either

We love lily in this house

effie ml, i never thought of her that way and just had a breakdown over the fact that no one apart from people in this fandom know who she is😭😭

One day you’re mentally stable and the next you’re emotionally attached to Harry Potter’s grandma

Evan stretching out his ear piercings and once they're big enough, Barty asks if he can stick his dick through one of them. What thing for Regulus to walk in on

regulus back with selective mutism who learns to be comfortably talking with sirius as a child. when he goes to hogwarts and he isn't talking to him anymore, he goes quite. over the years, he gets comfortable enough to talk to the skittles.

imagine sirius talking to regulus again, only to find that he is no longer someone he feels safe and comfortable enough with to talk to. imagine sirius when he sees james being a person he can talk to.

The fact that anti-abortion laws and anti-transgender laws are both being implemented en masse, at the *same* time, by the *same* people (who, it hardly needs to be remarked, are overwhelmingly neither women nor transgender) should be enough to convince any reasonable person that the narrative of conflict between and women's and transgender is, first and foremost, a divide-and-conquer strategy by the far right.

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