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I had an interesting night last night
I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???
it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me
“I’m going to bed!” I say as I log on to ao3 and read three hours worth of jegulus smut
Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.
tattoo artist evan bending barty over the tattoo chair and fucking him until he cries
oh and, by the way, if you hear anyone saying any of that “your body my choice” bullshit? press sexual harassment charges.
“but it’s not a big deal” WRONG
“but he was only joking” WRONG. RAPE THREATS ARE NEVER JOKES
WE WILL NOT LET THAT SHIT SLIDE. EVER.
and if you don’t think the cops will help and you’re safe to deal with it on your own?
do it yourself. cuss him out. hurt him. do NOT let it slide.
FASCISTS AND RAPISTS DO NOT GET TO FEEL SAFE.
yes, i love tea
quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way
my gender is not the only way to get laid
open tags
Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.
My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done
@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid
bartylus shenanigans
From a queer elder…
Being queer isn’t supposed to be palatable to non-queers.
We don’t tick little squares on a checklist of “queer enough”, we obliterate the checklist.
We defy societal norms that say our bodies, families or relationships have to look a certain way.
Queer is the insult we took away from oppressors. We’re here, we’re queer, get used to it.
The people who hate us will hate us regardless of how palatable we make ourselves.
Stop licking fascist boots by policing queers who are queer in different ways than you.
Oh, someone is bi/pan trans lesbian with he/him pronouns? So what! They’re welcome on the rainbow. Their identity doesn’t have to make sense to you, it has to make sense to them.
Our identities don’t make sense to non-queers. They see us as unnatural and disgusting, so why are you turning around and crapping that same garbage out at your own community??
Once you drive the visible queers underground, the same people who hate us all will target you next. Nobody will defend you because you drove away everybody who would have.
Enough already!
— sincerely, an old queer.
craving something sweet?
14 damn
This could be fun. I scored 11. How about you?
im dying i saw this on Pinterest it’s offficaly famous
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
Im trying to prove a point to my mum
Repost if school has caused:
Anxiety Depression Suicidal thoughts Social anxiety Eating disorders Self harm Stress
boop
reblog this if you're okay with booping spams please !!
boopagedon
I am become boop, the destroyer of worlds.
bitches be like (im bitches)
Am not
I get a nice 7 hours
6 at this point
I only wake up at 5 am
I do not drink caffeine
I run on pure anxiety and dream
Huh, maybe I am sleep deprived
Oui
fuck, i never thought about that
You know what, I'm not interested in whatever trauma and abuse Sirius Black got from going against his family.
I'm interested in what trauma he is responsible for in the others.
You can't just act out in a family like that and be the only one in trouble. What about his brother? His cousins? How much did his actions hurt them?
I can imagine Bellatrix in her teens, charged with keeping her sisters and cousins under control, as the eldest daughter that's her job. Sirius, refusing to co-operate. Sirius, in his mind being the hero, rebelling and pushing and misbehaving to spite this family. He gets punished for it, of course, he's embarrassed the family, after all. But Bellatrix is also punished even more. Because she was responsible for him, she should have stopped him, what use is she?
Or he messes around in Hogwarts. Gets letters sent home about his behaviour. And yes, he receives Howlers about his behaviour. But what he doesn't realise, as he wallows in his wounds, is that across the hall at the Slytherin table, Regulus is also suffering from a Howler because he should have sorted his brother out, he should have stopped him, been a good influence. No praise for being the top of his class, nope, just reproaches for not preventing his brother from messing around.
And then after Sirius ran away?
They couldn't punish Sirius for that.
His parents aren't going to blame themselves for it.
No, it's Regulus's fault for not stopping him or telling them. It's Bellatrix's fault. It's Andromeda's fault. It's Narcissa's fault.
Sirius believed himself to be good and noble, rebelling against his family's evil ways. He's convinced they hate him because of him being on the side of good. But they don't care what side he's on. All they care about is the fact that they were punished repeatedly for what he did. And that's why they hate him. What good is his "noble" heart, if it got them in trouble? When he saw Bellatrix after she'd been punished and scoffed and said she deserved it for being a stuck up blood purist? When he saw Regulus with red eyes after his achievements were pushed aside to focus on Sirius's bad behaviour and all Sirius said was that Regulus was a coward and a baby?
Just something I think about
jegulus au where
HAPPT RACCOON DAY TO BARTY CROUCH JR AND BARTY CROUCH JR ONLY🗣
do you think j.k. rowling has read all the young dudes
James who was super inexperienced when he and reg first started dating. He didn't know his own kinks, let alone regs. He was super nervous, he wanted to be good for regulus.
James who becomes a cocky fuck after just three months because regulus turned him into a kinky little shit who knows exactly how good he is.
James who went from nervous touches to manhandling regulus. He worships regulus and he knows just how well he does it.
And regulus... he's never been more turned on in his life by the corruption he caused
Dame Maggie Smith died!!!
Minnie is dead😭😭😭😭
Noooooooooo
pride flag butterflies 🌈
thalia casting announcement means i have an excuse to redesign her!!!
okay fine 🙄 I'll be the one to ask..
since we're talking about remus and sirius: how is their sex like? are they weirdos like rosekiller or more on the vanilla side?
sending this on anon bc i feel like a Perv
♡♡ wait but i'm so glad you asked... to be honest the most major thing i see for them is a daddy kink. but in a way that differs wildly from whatever faux-daddy-kink thing rosekiller has going on.
the thing rosekiller has going on is like
(barty voice, extremely loud) YO.. DADDY’S GETTING HIMSELF A CAPRI SUN. YOU WANT ONE?
the most important thing to me is that wolfstar is a kinky couple but they are CORNY about it. they're unabashedly corny (but it's sort of cute, that they are). they're doing role-play with the little outfits, they're calling each other "daddy" & "princess", they probably own shibari ropes, and it's very domestic and stupid and lived-in (it's corny millennial kink-couple vibes, a little 😭). there is way less of the complex psychosexual veneer that i give other pairings
r/s is the heavyweight CHAMPION of daddy dom/babygirl relationships. sirius wears frilly panties & stockings that their daddy picked out, remus manhandles his little princess with his giant hands, and i think they would lean into the dynamics pretty hard in general?
remus brushes sirius's hair and does their pigtails. sirius can pout and swing her legs to get what she wants. i've had my brain chemistry fundamentally changed by fiveht's "disarm you with a smile" & greenvlvetcouch's "birthday boy" series.
(rosekiller is doing daddy stuff but in an insane faux-pederastic psychosexual freudian way where barty is working through his childhood trauma by perving on evan's innocent virginal fragility. come sit on daddy's lap, bunny. let him touch you in that place that makes you feel funny...) (this is why they're my faves)
the size kink is another major element... the fandom debates this every few months, but I'm firmly on the side of beautiful fairy princess sirius w/ her Gigantic Werewolf Husband. it's actually incredible that remus is able to fit inside her.
if you see sirius (5'3) holding remus's hand (6'5), you're briefly amazed at how their pretty head barely comes up to his collarbones.
cockwarming is definitely a huge thing for them. remus keeps her stuffed while he's grading papers, in bed in the morning, idly bounces her on it while they're watching a movie... he likes to see her pretty face when she gets overstimulated & cries
^AND he's doing this because she's always fucking bratty!!!
i just really believe that we should have the freedom to lean into the Wattpad-ification of it all. wolfstar can be really beautiful and complex (the most complex, even!), but r/s doesn't always have to be the most serious & best representation or whatever. i'm a rosekiller blog so i can carry the cross of "dainty elfin sirius in a little pink negligee & bunny-tail butt plug getting absolutely demolished by her wolf boyfriend's werewolf knot while he's in a rut, or whatever"
i think when they do sexy roleplay they make each other do voices, actually. they're dorks about it. they're dorks about everything