The Losers Club As Albums 1/7

I had the worst but funniest idea and I need to share it to the world.

A sitcom starring...

The world's most dysfunctional and fucked up polycule.

These bastard children they kidnapped adopted :)

The guncles.

Imagine thinking you’re not being tone deaf and then proceed to be tone deaf like wow asshole tell me mooooore! I would loooooove to heeeaaar

Also I’ve seen you use your autism as an excuse you pathetic little bitch like seriously? “Our experiences aren’t universal” my ass I feel like you’re just arguing so your dickrider ass can defend your favorite neurotypical when their are other books that are eons better than Percy Jackson

Now take your Zionist ass and stick your dildo replica of R*ordans dick up your pussy with no lube kay or you can choose this instead:

So…..

Your choice bitch

I would like to thank the Percy Jackson fandom for the reason that neurodivergent people are infantilized on a daily basis as well as R*ck R*ordans shitty rewrite on ADHD and Dyslexia and making it like superpowers not actual disorders people suffer from on a daily basis while most of the characters act like neurotypicals.

Gotcha (Billy/Stu)

Summary: Before enacting their plans, Billy and Stu need to be sure they’re physically fit enough to pull it all off, leading to ridiuclousness. (Based on this anonymous prompt, thank you so much for sending it in!! Warnings because there is mentions of canon-typical violence. Hope y’all enjoy the fic!! xo)

“If we’re really going to do this, we should start training,” Billy says idly, like they’re discussing running a marathon rather than a murderous plot.

Stu laughs at first, before realizing that Billy is serious. “Train? Like, go hunting?”

“No, dipshit,” he replies, but there’s a lack of venom in his voice. “Have you ever seen a movie where the victim just lays back and lets the killer stab ‘em? People are gonna fight back, and we can’t afford any mistakes.”

It’s a good point, Stu concedes, and thus begins their ridiculous regime of what he likes to call “Killer Camp”, and even though Billy rolls his eyes at the title, Stu knows he finds it funny as well.

True to its name, Woodsboro has many spots that are thick with trees and shielded by the dark of nighttime, giving them an ideal place to practice. With nothing but two flashlights and two knives, the boys set off into the forest at least once a week. It sort of feels like playing a combination of hide-and-seek and tag, except when you get caught, the other person pushes you to the ground and presses a semi-dull blade to the side of your neck.

Keep reading

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Please read the actual bill and share even if you do not live in the United States. The precedents this piece of legislation would set would have far reaching impacts on how the internet is used for everyone in the future.

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Text - S.686 - 118th Congress (2023-2024): RESTRICT Act

Text for S.686 - 118th Congress (2023-2024): RESTRICT Act

So I thought of what if the big names in anime ended up becoming friends and forming a team

Based on an au with me and @annabellelee1849 made.

What do you think?

How will the villains of their series do with them teaming up?

What other heroes would join?

What’s their friendship like?

Don’t be afraid to reblog with your thoughts

so how about that RE4 remake demo

So who wants to be a Robin, batgirl and Catwoman?

Current players in the Muppetverse

(Please be aware this list is only of the players that I know of! If I missed any, or if you want your @ removed, please let me know either via comments or DM!)

For other index posts (from me), check: #index Full list under the Keep Reading.

The man himself:

@the-muppet-joker

@the-muppet-joker's current kins (that we're aware of) (in order of appearance):

Kermit the Frog (The Muppets)

The Joker (DC Comics)

Bro Strider (Homestuck)

Adam (The Bible)

Vriska Serket (Homestuck)

@the-muppet-joker's Family (that we're aware of) (in order of appearance):

Aunt Kimberly

Father

Mother

Uncle Steven (u/ThrowawayWeirdNephew on Reddit)

Archivists/Curators (in alphabetical order):

@amuppetreference

@croakercurator

Delta: @muppetverse-debate

@jokermitfied

Jon: @themuppetarchives / @fearandfelt (both are run by the same account)

Martin: @muppet-blackwood

MJ Archivist: @the-muppet-joker-archive (<- That's me!)

Steve: @croaker-conspiracies

Strange Æons: @strange-aeons (Specifically this video which summarizes a fair bit of the beginning storyline)

@themuppetpoker

u/ThrowawayWeirdNephew on Reddit (@the-muppet-joker's Uncle Steven)

Fans (numbered) (in numerical order):

1/One: @muppetjokernumberonefan

2/Two: @muppetjokernumbertwofan

3/Three: @muppetjokernumberthreefan

5/Five (a): @muppetjokerfannumberfive (blog is inactive)

5/Five (b): @muppetjokernumberfivefan

7/Seven: @muppetjokernumber7fan

8/Eight: @muppetjokernum8ereightfan

11/Eleven: @muppetjokerfannumbereleven

12/Twelve: @12thmuppetjokerfan

16/Sixteen: @themuppetjokernumber16fan

57/Fifty-Seven: @muppetjokernumberfiftysevenfan

69/Sixty-Nine (a): @muppetjokerfan69

69/Sixty-Nine (b): @muppetjokernumbersixtyninefan

69/Sixty-Nine (c): @the-muppet-joker-fan-69

114/One-Hundred-Fourteen: @muppetjokerfan114

420/Four-Hundred-Twenty: @themuppetjokernumber420fan

Idk: @muppetjokerfannumberidk

Next: @nextnumbermuppetjokerfan

Fans (non-numbered) (in alphabetical order):

@clumpyrover123

@fraggled-nightwing

@iluvthecroaker

@iluvthemuppetjoker (blog has been deleted)

@itzamefreddeefatzune

@kermitjokerfanatic (blog has been deleted)

@kremitdeforg

@muppeterfan

@muppetjokercrushing

@muppetjokerfandashie

@muppetjokerfanofextinction (Unable to tag, link to blog)

@muppetjokernonbinaryfan

@muppetjokersbiggestfan

@muppetjoker-art

@muppetjoker-foidfan

@muppetstrider

@pest-control-central

@r0l0way

@themuppetjokerepicfan

@thenewscenemomuppetjokerfan

@topmuppetjokerfan

@muppetstrider

@youngfortunato

Exes (in order of appearance):

Miss Piggy (The Muppets - from kin memories)

Harley Quinn (DC Comics - from kin memories)

Error: @errrrorsans404

Ash (no tumblr account that we know of)

Raven (no tumblr account that we know of)

4/Four: @muppetjokerfannumberfour

Ethan (while not technically an ex, I don't know what other category to place him in) (no tumblr account that we know of)

Rivals (in alphabetical order):

Equius: @equiusagainsttheworld

Denise: @descimatedcroakernightmares

Gonzo Batman: @gonzobatman1 (FKA: @/the-real-croaker)

Gunch: @gunchhorseman

Lee: @bruciemilf (The rivalry was in ~March of 2024, before major traction came to @the-muppet-joker's page)

Mis: @descimatedpiggydreams

@peachyfuck18

Statler: @statleragainstposers

Strange Æons: @strange-aeons

The Pope / God / Catholic Church / Protestants

@therealmuppetjoker

@cabbagex4 (Denny's parking lot fight)

Smuppet ARGs (based on Homestuck) (in alphabetical order):

@burstingatseams

@feltcaverns

@f1uff3rnutt3r

@limplegsakimbo

@softass

@twitchingproboscis

Cypher ARGs (in numerical/alphabetical order):

@143157162162165160164145144

@32972420249658955152

@ew91a25vd21l

@dispatch-base-91 (blog has been deleted)

@dispatcher192-c

Company ARGs (in alphabetical order):

@olipopsoda

@reallacroix (Unable to tag, link to blog)

Fear ARGs (in alphabetical order):

@ceaseless-muppet-watcher (Fear of being watched)

@olipopsoda (Fear of hunger)

Unclassified (more information needed) (in alphabetical order):

If you have more information on what category this/these accounts(s) should be in, please let me know either via comments or DM!

@thestrangemuppetjokerfan111 (I am unsure whether to put them in the fans or rivals category. While, I am personally leaning towards the rivals category, they do not seem to want to be an enemy of @the-muppet-joker)

@trash-panda-anon (I am unsure if this account was created simply to hate on @the-muppet-joker or not, but I am adding them for archiving purposes)

Last Edited: July 9, 2024 — 3:56pm / 15:56 (Pacific Time — US & Canada) Reason: Formatting & Added @trash-panda-anon

mochi-mochi

Reblog if you support non-binary people <3

(I'm trying to prove a homophobic person in my class wrong :3)