Me Deciding To Completely Rewrite A Chapter Approximately 5 Hours After Publishing It.

Thinking about that time I tried to convince my friend that Theo was coming back for season three and she was like, "Girl, you're delusional," and I was flailing around like, "No, listen--"

...she was right.

Benedict: The floor is lava!!

Colin: *helps Daphne onto the table*

Hyacinth: *pushes Gregory off the sofa*

Violet: As you can see, there are two types of siblings.

Of course it's the fic I was considering leaving in the drafts that gets over 50 likes overnight. 😭

This belongs in the Louvre.

theloise + textposts

Edwina Sharma, Eloise Bridgerton, Marina Thompson, they could NEVER make me hate you.

Okay but Derry Girls in the Bridgerton world, tho. The chaos that could happen people. The chaos. James has big ol' crush on Benedict because why not? Actually, I totally think James would have a crush on all the older Bridgerton lads because of how cool he thinks they all are. Even in another world Michelle still can't get laid. She tries but they all want marriage in the end. Who the fuck wants marriage? Also she may or may not have accidentally started a whee fire with a tray of alcohol once. Orla is the most sought after marriage candidate. The Diamond of the Season. Everybody was surprised. All the bachelors are smitten with her, pulled in by her Orla-ness. She just doesn't notice or even care. Erin sees Lady Whistledown as her personal rival. Tries to start her own papers. Almost gets arrested. Claire and Penelope are constantly told they look alike. Neither one can see it. Claire is the only person Lady Whistledown doesn't put in her papers. Sister Michael is still Sister Michael. She's still the most intimidating person to exist. Even Eloise is intimidated by her.

britt lower for the la times