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idk even know what this is i just found this in my draft at 4 am

another crack(ish) prompt but do you think that billy would solve things peacefully/casually??? ppl expect him to be flashy or punch a lot because of his personality, powers or something but NOPE

like think about it

-he’s having a fight with a villain and he just wants to talk instead of fight

-a god/dess shows up, wanting to destroy something/the world and billy’s like: “sup, want some burgers?” 

-“what are burgers?” (cue the JL, billy and the deity eating burgers in mcdonalds)

-another take on the burgers one: “do you want burgers?” “champion of magic, what the fuck” 

-*villian goes on a rant about how their life sucked* 

billy: do you need a hug,,, wanna get a milkshake,,,,

me @ the multiple AUs ive made: oh god please no

my AUs: *hissing*

me: hey can y’all just not screw everything up?

my characters: …too late buddy

Ah shit….

Here we go again

I miss these dumbasses

Kofi ♥️

a quickie scribble, suggested by @venividivictorious, because this is hilarious and i doodled it on break

A summary

Vie ver

gangster house husband material

Gotham tweets must be wild

“Bruh. Batman really just let Catwoman go. Like dude, she stole the Mona Lisa, but noooooo- he has to secure the pussy first.”

“The scarecrow just gassed my school. RT for him to gas yours”

tiktok trend part 7.5! i am so sorry for this one.

PSA: the audio is a little n//s//f//w and there are spoilers for IDW Lost Light #25

Green Lantern: What if we kissed 😳 in your self-driving Batmobile 🤔 haha jk 😎 unless??? 👉👈

Batman: How did you say those emojis out loud?

Okay but hear me out—

Wally sometimes dreams of the Speedforce and doesn’t treat it as a nightmare. He’ll go almost perfectly still and his breathing and heart rate would drop, almost as if he died. It’s deeper than sleep.

Bruce’ll wake up to the sudden stillness and for a second, he thinks Wally is dead (almost always, that’s the first thing that pops up no matter how many times he’s dealt with this before). He’ll watch Wally slowly and surely, unblinking.

When Wally wakes up from the dream, he’ll turn over and see Bruce staring. He’ll push his head to the crook of his neck, tracing nondescript patterns down Bruce’s back, mouthing silent apologies.