[Seat Belts Everyone!]

this is their whole relationship

Tweet by dumbbeezie: Gif your birth year and that’s your Met Gala outfit 

when the league sees john with billy (without him being shazam/chilling in his true form), everyone assumes that billy’s john and shazam’s adopted kid 

Okay, but imagine everyone thinking Cap. Marvel/Shazam and John is dating because Billy follow John around like a puppy and sometimes he like to bring lunch for his dad in full hero get up. Sure John calls Cap. his son but everyone assume it's a kink thing

That’s a horrific misunderstanding, and justifiably hilarious.

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Imagine a league member sees John kissing Zatanna and they think he’s cheating on Cap. The whole League goes apeshit because how dare he cheat on our sunshine man.

Meanwhile Billy’s just wondering why Canary sat him down and was like, “I’m sorry to tell you this but I saw John kissing Zatanna.”

And Billy’s like: “Uhh yeah so??????”

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Someone asks Cap how long he’s been with John, and Billy misinterprets it and says, “I’ve know him for 2 years, but I’ve only been staying with him for the past few months”

“Oh so are you getting rings soon? Or are you waiting on John? Or is that not your style?”

Billy, wondering how they knew about the magic rings he and John were tracking down, “actually we are getting them together”

(Cue JL throwing an engagement party)

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John talking about Billy: He’s had some issues with fathers in the past.

The Leaguer who now thinks Captain Marvel has a daddy kink: 👁👄👁

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I quite like archon zhongli and his possible dynamic with diluc

(this is my personal timeline about zhongli)

this is an old drawing, i was trying convince a friend that he is like a cat

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this is a time travel au in which diluc tries to stop zhongli from becoming an archon

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Dc: Fans made wayne family adventure comics surpass regular dc comics

crack au where hal has to babysit the cosmic parasite that’s obsessed with him, it’s awful and everyone is very tired

cant believe dc said that batman cant get it 

Prompt 151

“What, is sleep resistance part of your powers too?”

“No, but chugging energy drinks is,” replied Hero, chugging their 23rd can of Monster Energy without breaking eye contact.

Ive been playing Apollo justice... Love that funny little attorney