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ty mr stark
Peter, shivering and about to cry: Mr Stark, I’m so sorry. I didn’t-
Tony: I’m just glad you’re safe, kid. We’ll figure out everything else later.
Would You Ever do A fanfic where Peter (tom) Trains Spider-Frost? (She's my oc)
ill try,but im not that good at mentor!peter aus
same
Forever grateful to Marvel for Irondad :))
Can you do that fanfic for me pls? I forgot which post I asked for it on.
which one i genuinely have like 5 fics in hte works
*nips at skin once* *fucking RUNS* *spidey-swings the fuck out of there*
reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from
Silly comic
Based on a post by @hurtspideyparker
REBLOGS > LIKES
I might do this
HeadCannon of Peter being a sick child
Not in the sense of "Peter is sick and Tony has to take care of him", NO!
It's the kind of "I've had migraines for so long I don't even care about the pain anymore" or "I get colds so many times in the week that I don't know how is the feeling of DON'T HAVE a runny nose"
So Tony go ask him one day like
Tony: Pete, your nose is bleeding!? ARE YOU OKAY!?
And Peter takes a set of wet wipes from his bag calmly wiping his nose saying
Peter: Oh yeah, it happens sometimes, so about the design of the new Falcon wings...
AND HE DON'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE AFTER!?
Tony is already pulling his hair out wondering why Peter suddenly passes out sometimes and Peter goes like
Peter: Oh yeah, about that, I have anemia and low blood pressure, sometimes my blood sugar drops and my blood pressure drops and then I passes out, nothing to worry about 😊
Tony's heart almost stops and he's already like "god I need to put this kid in a bubble to protect him..."
One day Tony turns to Peter and asks if he wants something to eat or drink and Peter says
Peter: Ohhhhh, THAT'S why my vision is blurry the whole afternoon, hahaha
Tony:... uh?
Peter: I forgot to eat
Tony: WHAT!? IT'S 12:45 PM!? YOU HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING ALL DAY!?
Peter: Yep, ops haha, I'm gonna drink a glass of water
Tony: THIS IS NOT EVEN NEARLY ENOUGH!?!?!? I'M ORDERING 3 PIZZAS AND YOU'RE EATING THEM!!!!
Peter: But I'm not hungry...
Tony: !?!?!?!? HOW!?
Since then, Tony forces Peter to eat something every time they meet, Peter thinks this is excessive, Tony thinks that if he doesn't do this Peter will die-
Incorrect Quotes
Tony:Promise me you won’t do anything stupid.
Peter:Define'stupid'
Tony:Anything Clint suggested.
Peter:Noted
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Tony:Kid, you need to be more confident.
Peter:But what if I mess up?
Tony:Then you mess up! And I swoop in and fix it. That’s called teamwork.
tony: it’s dark in here
peter: don’t worry mr. stark i got this
peter: *stomps his feet*
peter: *skechers light up*
Tony: Hey no more coffee for you, it'll stunt your growth
Peter: Respectfully Mr. Stark I don't think I'll take your advice for being healthy
Tony: Young man when I was your age—
Peter: You were doing cocaine to fuel your lab binges
Tony: What? No... who told you that
Peter: Rhodey
Tony: Shit
Peter: Why do you carry a bag of trail mix in your car, Mr. Stark?
Tony: For emergencies.
Peter: Like what kind of emergencies?
Tony: Like when you forget to eat because you're too busy with whatever shit teenagers do, and I have to make sure you don't pass out.
Peter: Oh. Thanks?
Tony, on the phone: What’s up, Peter? Peter: I’m sitting in a pool of blood. Tony: …Um, is it YOUR blood? Peter: I think so. Tony: Do you know where the blood’s coming from?
Peter: Probably the stab wound. Tony: YOU’VE BEEN STABBED?! Peter: Oh, yeah, definitely.
Steve: Spider-Man, status?
Peter: Your honour, we're cooked
Steve: ?
Clint: He means he and I got shot
Steve: Oh
Steve: OH—
Tony: What the hell kid, you're covered in blood!?
Peter: Oh, my shirt? Don't worry I just spilled some paint
Tony: God, don't scare me like that. Go change
Peter: Don't worry I will. I just needed to show you this first
*turns around*
Tony: How'd you get paint on the back of your shirt too?
Peter: Yeah those stains are blood. I was stabbed several times
Tony: PETER-
Peter: Why do you care so much?
Tony: Because someone has to. And because you once reminded me of who I used to be… before all the mess.
Peter: *quietly* And now?
Tony: *softly* Now, you remind me of who I want to be.
Tony: Pete, if you could be any animal, other than a spider, which would you choose?
Peter without hesitation: A Jellyfish Turritopsis Dohrnii.
Tony: That’s oddly specific.
Peter: They are the only known biologically immortal animal. Meaning if we were all Jellyfish Turritopsis Dohrnii we could just vibe in the ocean together.
Tony remembering Peter’s attachment issues:
Tony immediately pulling him into a hug:
Peter: Um?
Tony sniffling: I would love to “vibe” as a jellyfish with you, buddy.
Peter: :)
htsh re blogging
nothing happened??
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
so amazing
read my fic!!
I WAS BORN THIS DAY! (does that make me a jedi?)
Happy Star Wars day! May the Force be with you! @swsource Star Wars Week: Day 6