BALD GUY FIGHT ROUND 1

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every single person who reblogs this

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will get “doot doot” in their ask box

RIP to the student that dares to mess with Yuu, hope getting eaten by a literal god is the way you want to leave this world.

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Random Student: Hey, Yuu can I have your help with something?

Mc: Sure I can help.

RS: Great, come with me. We have to be in the forest as we have to get something from there.

Mc: Ok, let’s go!

*Deep in the forest without Grim* RS: *Pulls out magic pen and looks at Mc* Mc: So what are we looking for

RS: *Points pen at Mc* Nothing you magicless idiot!

Prince: Grrrr ahhhsgavshbshffsjvehsuhsbs

RS: Shut up you cat! *Turns to look at Prince* RS: What! Ahahaha, make your cat stop.

Mc: Mmm... Nope

Prince: *Eats the student* ———

Non-Human students: I have felt some has angered Cthulhu... We need to leave.

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The student was never seen again and Mc acts like everything is normal. Non human students now have fear of prince.

The Sculptor

When you live for centuries, you can see the extremities of time flowing around you. Your skin never fades, but your mind is always scratching itself with wisdom. Like sandpaper, it whittles just the top, things that aren't important to have. You find yourself carving out memories in wood and writing conversations in books. You convince yourself of the immortality of the written word, yet fail to recognize the wilting of paper.

Did you forget who they were? Who you were around them was different than who you are now. Your mind lives with termites and book worms. Faces crinkle and crack as time gives their once youthful faces wrinkles. Even fire is dangerous. Burning through a library of stories told only by yourself.

Did you know when you were young? As time speeds by, their faces get harder and harder to remember. Once they left you, once you left them. The pictures in your mind only remained for so long. Sure others could speak of them, but what happened to the words of the story? Twisted after every passing. Will they even live in the future?

You may be infinite, but your mind will forever be landscaped. Soon you will look in the mirror, and see a different person than you ever were. Your eyes are almost the same. But they’re scared. What you see is different from what you saw when you were young. Were you ever young? Or have you been stuck being fleetingly curious.

You look in the mirror at your own reflection, your own perfect body. And realize, you’ve changed. You may have forgotten them, their words barely living on paper. But you’ve found yourself able to move on. They’ve helped you through life, and living forever has never really helped anyone.

Hello! This isn’t really a request more of a question for the Zodiac Cat MC, do the first years ever find out about MC’s true form? And if they do what would be their reactions? And would they try to help?

I have already did something like that but with Zodiac Rabbit Mc, it would be the same reaction so not much would change from the fic.

Here the fic

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I made a NRC report card awhile ago, I forgot to post it so here it is now.

Also the same thing happened when they made it illegal to drive while drinking or drunk. There's interviews about people upset about it.

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Hey! I had an The Legend of Zelda brainrot recently and i was thinking, what if MC was a hylia? Specifically from ocarina of time or breath of the wild?

Maybe they're also aquainted with the champions(i don't remember if the term champion goes for ocarina of time as well) + Link and princess Zelda so they always brag about them and talk a lot about all of the realms there.

They also like to show off their sheikah slate/magic ocarina (let's pretend the princess entrusted those to MC for the sake of the plot) to the others, along with their fighting skills.

How would they react?

Btw you're free to ignore if i'm bothering you!! Your writings are so good!!(≧▽≦)

Mc was close friends with the champions, along with Link and Zelda. Mc grew up along side the duo, they trained physical with Link and their magic with Princess Zelda. Mc was given the title of champion and one of the princess personal knights or what ever Link is called. After the champions lost and Link was given the blow the knocked him out, princess Zelda gave Mc the role to protect Link when he rests. She gave them her sheikah slate for the time being and to become Links guide for when he awakes.

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Mc was minding their business when they were taken to Twisted Wonderland let’s say 50 years before Links awakens.

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Ace: Yuu aren’t you from another world?

Mc: Yes.

Ace: So in your world do you have faes?

Mc: No we don’t.

Deuce: Then why are your ears pointy, like a fae?

Mc: I’m a hylia!

Ace: That is?

Mc: I’m a hylia!

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Yuu starts training with the rest of Diasomnia for fun and to be strong when Link will need them.

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Mc: That was really fun thank you for letting me join!

Sebek: You should try out to be one of my masters knights.

Mc: I am a champion for my princess, so no.

Sebek: Then you left her side to come here? What kind of guard would leave their master!?!

Mc: Well unlike you I am well aware that the one I protect can keep their head above water themselves! I was also given a mission to protect someone how is even more powerful that we will need soon!

Sebek: The where are they?

Mc: In my world... Link... w-w-what if he wakes up? And I-I-I'm not there to help him?

Lilia: Yuu whats the matter?

Mc: It's been 50 years since all of the deaths of the champions, Link most likely has memory loss and I have the sheikah slate to help him get them back.

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Over time Mc become more open about what happened and started to get more daring and fearless.

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Okay legally I have to try this rainbow goo, right?

He is so pretty!