Latest Posts by pissgoblin973 - Page 6
mf is the EMBODIMENT of hearing advice vs listening to advice.
āheard chefā ā ok thatās well and good but youāre still not listening carmy, and worst of all, youāre making it everyoneās problem in the process. (smh)
carmy needs to get his shit wrecked properly this season. you donāt get to project ur weird perfection complex onto ur business partners & coworkers and then go āisnāt this what you wanted?ā like ok š¤Ø get fridged again idiot
there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies
ngl.
if i shat myself in the middle of the cricket pitch during a sportās carnival where my friends, family, my enemies and the fucking headmaster was in attendanceā
thatās my last straw.
you wonāt see me come to school tomorrow.
i donāt care if everyone else on the team had the shits too, i refuse to be associated with that clownery.
either the headmaster transfers me to purple house or weāre throwing hands.
|June, 1889. Colorized photo of 'The Shittening'. Taking place at Weston College cricket field.
Keyboard go BRRRRRRRRRR
wh-
what do you always say?
It's like i always say *retches*
my doctor doesnāt recommend that i use my calcium deficiency as a pickup line.
all iām saying is how else am i supposed to have sympathy sex?
this is the money chilchuck of good fortune, rb for wealth & union contracts to come your way
Who's gonna tell him
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comment your testimonies or else.
reblog to receive 24 hours of infertility!*
*if within a 24 hour period you become pregnant or by misfortune impregnate another person i am not legally liable nor are eligible for compensation.
reblog to receive 24 hours of infertility!*
*if within a 24 hour period you become pregnant or by misfortune impregnate another person i am not legally liable nor are eligible for compensation.
itās giving that one waiter in ratatouille that had to put up with anton ego being a pretentious fuck.
like come on, who the fuck orders āperspectiveā???
my boy was stressed the fuck out.
unnamed waiter from ratatouille, they could never make me hate you. you wouldāve loved senshi <3
Shuro: You used black magic to bring back Falin, are you stupid?!
Laios: hey what the fuck is your problem man?
Senshi:
iāve started watching dungeon meshi and i have some thoughtsā¦
*ahem*
laios x kabru in a nutshell is just two cases of undiagnosed autism on opposite ends of the spectrum.
these fruity ass mfs bounce between:
āhm, i kinda wanna kill himā and ādamn his pathetic sad boy swagger got my pussy wet again, awhā
in conclusion: these bitches gay as hell.
she 10am on my time until i fag or whatever.
hello black butler enjoyers
Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich
i want this to be the last thing i see when my soul finally leaves this fleshy prison to ascend to that higher planeā¦
either that or the jon arbuckle dancing meme.
thank you.
two idols hanging out together
reminders for new black butler fans
I am terrified that new fans are gonna come in (especially from twitter...shudders) and start screaming the same thing's we've been hearing since forever, so let me reiterate some things for you guys
there is nothing we can do about the seb*ciel fans. we hate them. any normal black butler fan hates seb*ciel. block the tag
most of the anime is NOT CANON. I think only e1-6 and 13-15 are canon to the manga, and even the ending of episode 15 was changed. season 2 is not canon. the OVA's are not canon. what is canon is book of circus, book of the atlantic, book of murder and the public school arc.
do not be weird about any of the characters in the public school arc oh my god those are minors (apparently the p4 are over 18, but like. still.)
do not say that you "want maurice cole to die" or "wish he had alois' trauma" that is fucking weird. I understand that maurice is not a well-liked character but that is not an excuse to say you want a CHILD to suffer
the public school arc is not a glorified version of harry potter. knock it off.
for the love of GOD do not give gregory the virgil sanders treatment i am begging on my hands and knees he is just shy and artistic not your little storm cloud
black butler is a very dark and triggering story. there are a lot of triggering themes within the manga (moreso the anime I have to be honest). if these themes upset you, then it may not be for you. that is okay. you're allowed to not like it and not interact with it. however, this doesn't mean that you should start screaming and yelling that other people shouldn't watch it either (this is more of a twitter issue but I digress)
okay now for some general reminders
if someone ships something you don't like (NOT talking about proship shit, thats nasty), i.e. sebastian x william or whatever. who cares. if you don't like it, then don't interact with it. simple as that!
this does not go for people who ship minors and adults you guys are fucking freaks
you don't have to like someone else's au. again, don't like, don't interact. it's easy
grell is a transwoman. this is not up for debate and is canon. yes, he/him pronouns are used for her in the anime and manga. NONE OF US LIKE THIS.
what sexuality / gender / race someone headcanons another character as is none of your business unless they're falling into harmful stereotypes
sascha's gender is not canon. most people use they/them for them (me included), but some use he or she. since they are not canonly nonbinary, this isn't an issue. however, please respect if someone uses they/them exclusively on them!
william is NOT abusive OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP SAYING HE IS. in the anime he is like, super brutal on grell for some reason? he only ever "hits" grell once in the manga (after her stunt as jack the ripper") and then jabs her twice with his scythe in the manga. he has never struck her. so stop. please. I love him so.
you don't have to accept the fanon (or canon really lol, that's why au's exist), there is no obligation
if someone says that bb is their special interest or hyperfixation your first instinct should not be to shit on them for it
DO NOT HARASS THE ENGLISH VOICE ACTORS, PLEASE PLEASE
don't harass the play actors either now that I'm here
like and reblog art, leave comments and kudos on fanfics
be normal for the love of god
okay that's it! byeeeee
no truer words have been spoken.
i donāt fucking care if your trans masc headcanon has had top surgery or not. Get him an abortion
eternally and egregiously eepy main
sleepy on main
please reblog if you can, more people need to hear about this. we cannot keep this quiet.
from the river to the sea palestine will be free! šµšø
Tw: the article starts with a picture of 2 dead children
happy ides of march to all who celebrate!
as it was foretold, the blood of caesar will be spilled into the streets of rome. brethren, raise your knives and say a prayer to your gods! today we hunt for caesar, today will emerge victorious!
DOWN WITH CAESAR! >:D
even though iām writing this as a try to ward off an anxiety attack and existential crisis, i just wanted to speak a few things into the void today.
this message is as much for me as it is for you, or anyone who needs to see this today.
without further ado,
i want to learn to let go. i want to master it to the point where it is as easy as breathing.
i know iām not quite there yet, and how im feeling today is a testament to that. iām so tired of feeling so exhausted from doing nothing.
i feel like iām living my life half awake sometimes. i donāt want to be passive and numb to all the beauty in this world.
i want to learn to let go. i want to perfect it to the point where i donāt even recognise myself doing it.
my time on this earth is too precious, to hold on to the pain that comes with being alive.
my peace of mind is precious. i am precious.
i am loved, i am not difficult to love.
the more i let go, the lighter iāll feel. the more awake iāll become. the more i let go, the more iāll feel.
watched saltburn for the first time today and this ultimately sums up my thoughts.
@certifiedsnacc thank you for taking the words right out of my mouth <3
the way all of saltburn couldāve been avoided if felix just fucked oliver likeā¦once
HELLO EVERYBODY EHEH
the post is up! give it a wee read if you have the time.
it goes without saying please please please do not steal my work or any work from any creatives on this platform.
i started writing this back in october a good three days from when the assignment was due because, idk iām just stupid like that.
it took a lot of hard work so p l e a s e, i beg of you.
you can read, ask questions, take inspiration from ..!
but donāt try to copy/imitate from creatives especially without discussing what youāre trying to do with their works.
anyway, uhhhhā¦
enjoy?
reposting is fine though, just remember to credit me
okay byeeeee
hello lads, iām just dropping by to post another short story i did earlier this year for my creative writing unit that i only just realised gives off āsaltburnā and tyler the creatorās āigorā vibes :)
it is my retelling of what went down in the garden of eden, told from adamās perspective. in this iteration, adam is confused and overwhelmed with his infatuation with eve, he worships her but also despises her.
if anyone is interested i can do a breakdown of the themes and explicit references to events from the holy bible i scattered throughout the story. itās definitely my favourite thing iāve written in a long fucking time and iām super excited to share it with you guys :3
itās a bit of a long read so iāll post it separately after this uhhh announcement thingie??
anyway, thank you lads for your time :3
note: keep in mind i will add warnings/tags to this story there are some themes that arenāt exactly appropriate for everyone so viewer discretion is advised :0
āFatal Infatuationā
tw/cw: heavily implied (but brief) mentions of self harm and suicide.
explicit sexual undertones, with reference to masturbation.
complete and utter blasphemy.
the babygirlification of adam from the book of genesis which may distress some readers.
the yassification of ambiguously subservient he/him lesbians in scripture.
if thatās all good with you then read ahead but donāt say i didnāt warn youā¦
authors note: to the all freaky little masochists out there, i see you, i hear you, please drink water <3
āāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāā
I love you, for all that you are and all you will ever be.
I love you in times of jubilation and times of despair.
I love you unconditionally and eternally.
From the moment I laid eyes on you,
to the moment our hands first touched,
you were nothing short of perfection.
In every sense of the word, youāre perfect.
I am bewildered and in awe of you.
There is no being in existence that could ever surpass you.
You have forever enamoured me with your presence.
If ever there was a time before you, I wish to never relive it.
You are the light in an endless ocean of darkness.
Your smile alone is enough to illuminate the heavens.
I cannot understate the abundance of my devotion to you. I cannot undervalue my appreciation for your kindness, your grace, your poise, your beautiful faceā¦
Who could even begin to compare to you? Your radiance knows no bounds.
There is no living nor undead thing that could equal up to half of your worth.
For you are perfect, the very definition of the word.
Though you were created in my image, I see no semblance of my imperfections.
No remnants of my shortcomings, no trace of my inequities. You were made pure.
You are Yahwehās true creation, a testament to His unfailing mercy and might.
You are the pinnacle of life, the rarest amongst flowers and sweetest amongst fruits.
All the days of my life, I promise to shower you with adulation and affection.
For this is my true purpose, my reason to exist is you.
Glory be to Adonai, His wisdom and foresight transcends all things.
He wished for me to be a sacrifice, and I gladly offered myself to Him.
Born of my ribs, He fashioned you into the marvel that you are today.
Blood of my blood, He sculpted you into masterpiece you are today.
As I knelt before the altar, He held me in His arms.
Lovingly, He cradled me and reminded me of His promise.
In acceptance of His will for me, I submitted to His word.
I remember the sweet searing pain, as it coursed through my veins.
The sensation alone, was nothing short of heavenly. I was born again, and made anew.
I was carefully carved, tenderly hewed and delicately engraved. No words will ever be enough to describe the ecstasy I felt that fateful day. It was all for you, knowing that now makes everything so much sweeter.
You are as apart of me, as I am of you.
I only wish to serve you, I now recognise that you are an extension of His divinity.
The will of El Shaddai and yours are one.
I desire to imitate you in every possible way.
I know in my heart that I could never be equal to you in magnificence, and so, I only yearn to be useful to you.
Allow my eyes to be the mirrors of your soul. To behold you is blessing enough.
Permit me the grace to hold you in my arms, I wish to envelope you with my love.
All I have I give you, all the days of my life are now yours to keep, everything I am is yours.
For I am imperfect,
from the moment I laid eyes on you,
to the moment our lips embraced, I knew.
I am nothing short of imperfection, in every sense of the word.
I am but a stain, a burdenā¦ impurity personified.
You are my personal salvation, and in the same breath your existence torments me without end.
Stood beside you, I feel inadequate, I feel wrong and I do not know why.
I cannot begin to count the endless nights I have spent defiling myself in a pitiful heat,
my body revels at just the thought of you. I fear I cannot help myself, my loins ache and burn with passion.
I have etched the memory of your touch into my very bones.
The shame I feel only makes my forbidden act all the more pleasurable and intoxicating.
As I run my hands over my body I can only think of you, my skin ignites and I am overwhelmed with lust.
It is as though my heart has been set aflame whenever our eyes meet.
Gazing upon your reflection is enough to satiate and silence my carnal desires.
Your power over me is absolute. At the sound of your call I will heed your command.
If you ordered me to set myself alight, I would obey. Though I know I could never burn as bright as you.
You my sun, you possess a life-giving energy that cannot be replicated by man nor God.
You are above all beings on heaven and earth, you are my universe.
Without question, I am yours and yours alone.
Use me, break me, tear me limb from limb, drink from my blood and devour my body.
Pick me apart and take anything you wish. I donate my flesh to you, use it to your desire. I am your sacrifice.
You need only just to say it and it is done.
In doing all of this, I have come to accept that I can never be as perfect as you are,
I will always fall short of your excellence.
Perhaps it is His will for things to be as they are.
Maybe, He wishes to afflict me with self loathing and envy through youā¦
As I run my hands over my body, I cannot help but howl in grief.
I weep bitterly and gnash my teeth, perplexed at the injustice of it all.
I have spent ceaseless nights this way.
Wishing and hoping, that this wrongness I feel within myself would wash awayā¦
But why you, and not me? Was I not worthy enough for Him?
āIt should have been meā¦ā I tell myself.
I was His first creation, His firstborn, His first loveā¦ and yet He discarded me.
I presented myself to Him, there I lay, spread-eagle and eager to fulfil His every desire.
Like a lamb led to the slaughter, I feigned innocence.
Accepting my fate in humility, I let Him have me.
He desecrated my flesh, bloodied my mind and made me impureā¦
He reached for my heart and gave it to you.
Though I can never bring myself to blame you, I know none of this is your fault. It never was.
Through my agony you were conceived, and through my blissful torment you were born.
I came first, yet I am treated less than second to youā¦
I see the way He looks at you, the way He talks to you, appreciates you.
The sight of it is enough for me to wince in discomfort.
The phenomenon of pain is quite a marvellous thing. When I am most broken I feel beautiful.
I could chip away at my body forever if it meant I could preserve the euphoric sensation that is suffering.
Why is that so? Perhaps, it is His wish for me.
Day after day, I mourn the person I once wasā¦ but who even was I before you?
Now that I have let myself become defined by you, I can no longer tell.
I peer into my reflection and I am unsure of who I see. Could you tell me, if I asked you?
Would you even know?
Perhaps If I loved you enough, it could remedy this hatred I harbour towards myselfā¦
×××, ש××¢ ××Ŗ ×Ŗפ×××Ŗ×
Elyon, I cry out to you but You to not answer. You have forsaken me and forgotten me.
Why curse me with the burden of existence? To what end?
How can I lie to myself, pretending to love another when the heart I once had is no longer there?
I cannot pretend to be ignorant to Your betrayal, this is not what I was promised.
Why Her and not I?
Have You simply forgotten me as apart of Your grand design?
Beside Her I feel like a disheveled creature, an abomination, a mistake.
She is everything, whilst I am nothing. Like night and day, we are not the same.
Freely I gave You my love, yet You mean to replace me?
I never once disobeyed You, I never once questioned or challenged You, and this is how You reward me.
I am disgusted by myself, even at the end of eternity no power can revoke this feeling.
Why must that be? Does watching me suffer please You?
I had foolishly thought that I could replace You, the way You did to me.
Each time I look at Her, I am only reminded of You.
Even still, I cannot bring myself to confess that I am jealous.
Why must that be? Does seeing me ache with annoyance satisfy You?
Perhaps, If I defied Your will I could be beautiful againā¦
Use me, hurt me, punish me, torment me, defile me and chain me to You forever.
If my pain and suffering is Your desire, then I shall seek it always.
For I am empty and aimless without Your guidance.
The hole where my heart once was can only be filled by You.
Let me heal Youā¦ Let me seek Youā¦
Let me serve Youā¦ Let me love Youā¦
I pledge my allegiance to You, and to You alone.
I am willing to take the fall for our sin. You need only to ask of it, and it is doneā¦
hello lads, iām just dropping by to post another short story i did earlier this year for my creative writing unit that i only just realised gives off āsaltburnā and tyler the creatorās āigorā vibes :)
it is my retelling of what went down in the garden of eden, told from adamās perspective. in this iteration, adam is confused and overwhelmed with his infatuation with eve, he worships her but also despises her.
if anyone is interested i can do a breakdown of the themes and explicit references to events from the holy bible i scattered throughout the story. itās definitely my favourite thing iāve written in a long fucking time and iām super excited to share it with you guys :3
itās a bit of a long read so iāll post it separately after this uhhh announcement thingie??
anyway, thank you lads for your time :3
note: keep in mind i will add warnings/tags to this story there are some themes that arenāt exactly appropriate for everyone so viewer discretion is advised :0
ok! im gonna make this short and sweet so its easier to repost + share around to those who need to see it.
the link below holds a list of organisations/companies and businesses enterprises that have been confirmed to be directly profiting from the genocide occurring in gaza right now.
if you are pro-palestine and you want gaza to be free, please consider re-sharing + making an effort to boycott these brands !!!
if you are pro-israel please do not interact, i donāt have the energy or time to argue about the ethicality of this. just scroll past and avoid me.
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thatās it. thatās the post.