Pistachio69 - HOLY_COW

my beautiful daughter named paranoia. shes right behind me isnt she

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

how it feels knowing that life has not forgotten you, that it holds you in its hand and will not let you fall

Bro I saw the cutest gnome ever on my morning hike today but it was an invasive species so I had to beat it to shit & death and berry it's carcass away from the glade 😭

"Hawk Tuah" was a four-month psychological experiment conducted by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. It has now ended. All participants will be arrested shortly

I love eating Normally and not being Anorexic imagine starving yourself for 24 Hours because youre being Mindraped by a BMI 12 Girl wearing lacey clothes from Amazon that Wheezes going up the Stairs

least if i get dismembered i’ll look pretty on some degenerate’s gore blog