Latest Posts by pistachiophobia - Page 6
Isa: Aaahhh… Why did I eat so much?
Jake: Because the sign said “All you can eat” and you took that as a challenge.
Isa: My love for you is like dirty socks.
Jake: You know what, I’m tired of these weird-.
Isa: It’s worth washing.
Jake: *tearing up* Okay.
Kai: uh oh
Jake: what?
Kai: someone’s in love
Jake: yeah, right. I just think Isa’s cool. It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking of her.
Jake, later that night: oh no.
Hi, love ! Not sure if you’ve already seen it but I posted your request :) Thank you so much for requesting and I hope you have a good day!🫶
thank you so much for writing the fic!
Isa: Be careful who you make memories with, those things can last a lifetime.
Jake: You are the result of 4 billion years of evolution. So act like it.
Jake: You haven't moved since I left 5 hours ago...
Isa: Excuse me, where do you think these chips came from?!
tumblr is acting all dumblr again….
Isa: Hey Jake I donated all your books to the library.
Jake: But why would you do that?
Isa: So that you don’t get bored there.
the thick, grey mist concealed the sun’s golden rays. a ray of light managed to creep through the curtains. she burrowed herself into her blankets. she could still remember that day.
fuck! i’m in love…again!
Isa: The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
Jake: send a letter to algebra.
Isa: why?!
Jake: please..
Isa: ugh
Isa: dear algebra, stop telling everybody to find your x. She’s not coming back. And don’t ask me y.
Jake: you tried.
hii love <3 how are you doing?
I’m doing good thanks! I just took the SAT and got some sleep right after!
Jake: What did you learn in school, Isa?
Isa: Not enough to graduate. I have to go back tomorrow.
Jake: If you are feeling lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you’re alone anymore.
Jake: A crush is called a crush because she will most likely crush your feelings.
Jake: A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,327 people, 94 percent are too lazy to actually read that number.
Isa: I didn’t sleep very good last night. So this morning I put Monster Energy drinks in my coffee. I was halfway to work when I realized I forgot my car.
Isa: Wi-Fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.
Isa: I think it’s so unfair that I have to manage my anger just because people can’t manage their stupidity.
Jake: This room hasn’t been sprayed, are you sure you can sleep here tonight?
Isa: For the last time, yes! I’m not a little kid jeez.
Jake: oKay then, goodnight!
- Later during the night
Isa rushing into Jake’s room and landing on him: JAKE!!!! There’s a spider!
Jake, startled: What the fuck Isa?
Isa: *buries her head into Jake’s chest*
Jake: *sighs* Told you you couldn’t sleep in there.
Jake: My mom gave me a hundred bucks cuz I made it onto the Honor Roll again.
Isa: That’s nothing. My mom doesn’t give me money for grades. She gives me money whenever I compliment her looks when she ain’t around.
coffee-drunk friends
“fuck, i hate you but i want to squeeze you in my arms. am i in love or are you just really annoyingly cute?”
- coffee drunk friends chapter 3 unedited version, isa dialogue.
ahh i feel miserable, guess it's time to escape into the world i created in my head where i am loved by someone because i am so horribly deprived of love in the real world !
Jake: I’ll take you to the moon and back. A trip across the stars. A universe to explore.
Isa: Could you get me an orange from the market?
Jake: Anything but that.
Isa: I lost my will to live.
Jake, comes out of the bathroom: Here I am!
Isa, tearing up: I’ve found it.
Isa: If you ever come across me, just let Jake know I'm coffee-drunk. He'll come in less than 5 minutes.
Isa: How do you manage to stay positive?
Jake: Delusions!
Isa: I like to write stuff with no meaning. Just stuff I don’t really care about.
Jake: You mean shitpost?
Isa: ..yeah, shitpost.