Latest Posts by pistachiophobia - Page 9

“she got the best of you, part of me always knew.”

“no one else can break my heart like you.”

Jake: You can’t set all your problems on fire.

Isa: You’d be surprised by how many things are flammable.

Jake: You’re pretty dumb.

Isa: Thank you.

Jake: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Isa: All I heard was ‘You’re pretty.” I’m focusing on the positives of life.

Isa: You are …flower.

Jake: Explain.

Isa: Makes me happy.

Kai: What’s your type?

Jake: Nothing too specific. Tall, brunette, hazel eyes, eats fruity loops at 4 AM, clever, beautiful-

Kai: You’re just describing Isa, aren’t you?

Jake: …maybe.

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Kai: What’s your ty-

Isa: Jake.

makeup on and i still look like shit.

Isa: You better not play any trash music.

Jake: Oh, don’t you worry.

Jake: *pulls out a mic*

Jake: Do you like VeggieTales?

Isa: Try to appreciate the little things in life.

Jake: *hugs her*

Isa: Seriously?! I’m not even that short!

Jake: *whispering* Yes, you are.

Jake: *sneezes*

Isa:

Jake: You’re not even going to say ‘bless you’?

Isa: I’m sitting here with you, you’ve clearly been blessed.

"hurts like heaven, lost in the sound."

i'm so tired of love songs

"I'm nothing to him. But that's okay. He's everything to me."

reminder : love yourself 💕💕

my playlist is starting to get long…

"I think what made me love him is that everyone loves him but he hangs out with me."

Isa: You're a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you. Kai: Let's rephrase our statements with 'If you do this, it makes me feel this'. Try it, Isa. Isa: When you live here, it makes me feel angry. Kai: Isa: Because you're a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you.

Jake: Anxiety? What could be giving you anxiety? Isa: Um, let's see. Every aspect of my life?

Isa: Now that Jake's gone I'm going to set everything on fire! Kai: Why?! Isa: He's like 85% of my impulse control.

Kai: What is life? Isa: Jake. Jake: Aww you mean I am your life? Thank you so- Isa: Because life is short.

Isa: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out! Jake: In a dating type of way or assassination type of way? Isa: I don't know, surprise me!

Kai: Are you in love with Jake? Isa: *sweats* ....no? Kai: The why did you draw I + J in hearts everywhere? Isa: It stands for identity juvenile. Jake: *appears out of nowhere* She's totally in love with Kai.

Jake: [picks up his phone] What do you want Isa, I'm busy. Isa: Do you think drinking 36 cans of red bull consecutively would make my senses heightened or would I just die? Jake: Jake: I'm on my way.

Jake: Isa and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

Jake: Let me tell you something right now. Whenever I make a mistake, Isa yells at me and I end up apologizing. But when she makes a mistake, I yell and she cries and then I apologize.

Isa: Future husband say what! Jake: What? Isa: *internally* Nailed it.

Isa: Hello, nice to meet you. This is my ex-boyfriend Jake. Jake: You have got to stop introducing me like that. Jake: I'm her husband.

Isa: I wouldn't ever admit this to Jake, but I like him. Kai: Like-like him or..? Isa: I just like him. His looks, his personality, his ability to woo girls. And the most important of all. Isa: I love him for his heart.

Isa: Having a popular best friend is cool and all, amazing actually.

Isa: Homecoming Royalty and social anxiety don’t mix.

Jake: You don't like my gift? Isa: You're a loser if you thought I didn't like your gift. Jake: Really? Isa: I hated it.

Isa: You’re not perfect.

Isa: But those tiny imperfections are what make you flawless.