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they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

Steelblue Ladybird beetle.

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found a hair in my lunch i got so grossed out but then i realized it was mine so like 😭

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"why r u smiling at ur phone" bc my friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 and i love friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends 👍👍🌈 And im Happy 😊😊🫂💞👍🌈

disembowling a clowngirl and I'm trying to yank out her intestines but they just keep coming. its been 30 minutes and there's no end in sight. she's laughing at me

Dipping you in a river of estradiol and holding onto you by the ankle and when you're pulled out you've grown cat ears

they're boiling me in oil tomorrow and the day after as well

minecraft monsters are so fucking funny weve got

zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons

skeletons. inexplicably they carry bows.

spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)

walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats

three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport

really sad ghost

zombies 2: underwater edition

spiders again but now they poison you

fish that kills you with a mind beam