If We Were Tectonic Plates Would You Grind Against Me Be Honest

Doctor said I need 100ccs dryhumping or I'll die if you even Care

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even a forehead kiss would have a maladjusted freak like me bricked the fuck up. to be honest

love hate relationship with teasing …on one hand youre so mean :( but i kind of love getting to the point where im just begging. at this point i dont even know what im begging for. my brains all messy and all i can mutter is a string of ‘please, please, please…’

my eyes are all watery and im gripping at your shirt, just wanting something. just an ounce of your touches, your attention, just you.

plushie expletives:

holy stitches

oh my buttons

dear stuffing

what the fabric

Oh hey tboy- *leans on giant lifetime supply of testosterone* -Oh, this old thing? Ha, yeah its just going to my future husband... whoever that is... *sighs and leans on the lifetime supply of T wistfully*

the silly stays on during sex

onlmngnf sometimes i feel baddd for being purely a sub.. well not BAD!! but,,.. switches:(

i wanna satisfy you in anyway you want me to.. like i just knoww it would feel so good to push someones legs back so their knees are up to their chest and use them however you wantttt:( but i CANT. NO!!!

and i think me trying would embarrass the both of us

but like please please please i wanna make you feel good even when youre all subby with me:( i hope you can settle for some sloppy, whiny sub4sub sex where we both go dumb on each other then

uuugrhhruuh.., ive sneezed like 30 times in the past hour so you Know im going to sexualize this to cope .

but m sneezing to the point where i feel loopy, i crawl into bed nd mumble a ‘i dont feel good,’ you’ll coo and tell me that you’ll take care of me, but not before you crawl into bed with me. you’ll get on top of me, and ill think you’ll be giving me some cuddles, but instead you grind into me.. humping into me like im there for your own pleasure

and i am.. and i just lay there.. too tired to get up.. too sick and delirious to get up… do i even want to get up? ….i think we both know the answer to that !

and i barely even know what’s going on, my body would catch up to the pleasure before my mind does. but before i know it your hand is in my boxers, nd your fingers find their way into my hole

honestly i think it’d be really cute.. once i start getting riled up ill try to reciprocate and try to act all hot for you, but i end up sneezing multiple times in the middle of my sentence, nd we both giggle before we go back to making messes of our underwear

and when it’s all over we get those cuddles i was originally expecting, and then we could have a little meal before you give me some benedryl or something HAHA

i dunno yuo guys.. i feel icky

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