"my Marriage Proposal Was Rejected" My Brother In Christ You Insulted Her Entire Family

anyone else destroying and betraying themselves for nothing 🤣

you're so off-putting i need you

Imagine a ant

the hell

Once I finish killing this guy the cycle of violence will be over, trust me guys

if a hamburger and a cheeseburger have a baby it most likely will have cheese on it because the cheese trait come from a dominant gene

guy in the frozen food aisle walking around with his hands behind his back like he's at a museum

god’s strongest soldiers are girls who are constantly overwhelmed by everything. and also girls on the first day of their period

me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂

my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much

our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!

adult content, adult language, and graphic violence are three beautiful women to me