Me In The Not-so-distant Future Of 2032 Taking My Beautiful Wife Out For A Walk On A Foggy Day: Damn

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me

"my marriage proposal was rejected" my brother in christ you insulted her entire family

My fav parts about the pjo show so far

- sally mf jackson (no explanation needed)

- grover casually spilling i’m 24 as they race to go to camp (like grover give him a min he still thinks his dad is jesus)

- dionysus telling percy he’s his dad?? and the way percy just resigned himself to it like yup okay that adds up what else is new

- “when the time comes he’ll be ready” cut to percy doing the floss LMAO

- “are you stalking me annabeth? yes” (girl has zero chill and i’m living for it)

- “I am sally Jackson’s son” (hell yeah percy go be the momma’s boy you are)

working on some silly tlt memes for my friend's bday and I liked how this one came out 🥲

Hot tip: don’t fuck your breakfast

Guys, I just drew a dot

be proud of me

when you see this please reblog and make my dot famous

GUYS I GAVE IT A FACE

Edit : GUYS I GAVE IT A TOP HAT

Edit : I GAVE IT ARMS AND LEGS

so....vampirism. by medical definition, an STD. we are agreed, yes?

do it scared do it weird do it alone. holy trinity

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors