Cock Reveal In 12,000 Years

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to go back to bed

I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

I pull the pin and throw the grenade straight up. Then I throw the pin straight up, and it slides right back into the grenade in midair, disarming it. When the grenade lands, it bonks me in the skull, killing me.

wise duck in my phone, show me how to abandon boundless guilt and shame

I am in a huge need of $ and help, I am offering commissions in various styles, I'm 3 days away from the date I need to have my deposit by for the aprtment.

If I do not get this I will not be able to find another place and get into it, I'm lucky to have even gotten this place. I'm scared.

donations always accepted as well!

sorry everyone it turns out gods mercy is finite & i just used up the last of it

Amphibiuary 2024.

Day 28: Repeat

Pls hire me for textbook illustrations

guy who only heard the phrase gaslighting once and is misremembering it: stop fleshlighting me

*shouted between axe swings* where's your whimsy?! I stay silly!! the haters are jealous of my childlike wonder!!!

yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me