Imagine You’re Dracula, Enjoying Drinking This Tasty Girl Until Finally One Night You’re Like Well

Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in

stop doing coke with these jokes and come smoke crackula with dracula

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🐜 ᵃⁿᵗ⁷¹² ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᶠᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵃ ˢᵘᵍᵃʳ 🐝 walter-wasp Follow Nice i am going to eat it i think :3 🐜 ᵃⁿᵗ²⁷³⁶ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ 🐜 ᵃⁿᵗ⁵⁴⁷⁶ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ 🐜 ᵃⁿᵗ⁷⁵⁴³ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ 🐜 ᵃⁿᵗ¹⁵⁹⁶ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ 🐜ᵃⁿᵗ¹²⁸ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ 🐜ᵃⁿᵗ⁷¹⁹⁶ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ ² ᵇᶦˡˡᶦᵒⁿ ᵐᶦᶜʳᵒˢᶜᵒᵖᶦᶜ ⁿᵒᵗᵉˢ

in this baeutiful world. straight up "enjoing it". and by "it". haha. well. let's justr say. My frands

I really hate that pixel art is becoming associated with NFTs, pixel art rules

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂

my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much

our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!

i would never make a decision. what if i change my mind

who up sexualising the grotesque