How Long Do I Need To Go Outside For To Fix My Mental Health. Will 5 Minutes Do It. Please Say Yes

that canary stopped making noise but its so dark in here i cant find it to make sure its ok can someone light a match so i can look

>hear frantic clicking and the sounds of exertion

>must be a rhythm game player

>genuinely impressed at the apm

>look outside

>crabs are pinching a man to death

you contain multitudes i contain multi dudes *5 guys emerge from my mouth and make you a really overpriced cheeseburger*

hrmm. well hold on now ive been filled with a sudden joy and whimsy for the world

The Gorgon sisters by Yang J

sory i bought polymer clay earings from uour wifes etsy store and cast one of her thumprints and used it to access your family safe and i stole your comically large bagof money with dolar signs painted on it

going to college to become a newspaper delivery boy

Manslaughter sounds like it should be a way worse crime than murder. You didn’t just kill that guy you slaughtered him like the hog. It’s like if there was a even less-punished version of jaywalking called traffic massacre

why does cannibalism always have to be a metaphor for something what if im just hungry

me and the girlies discussing motifs and themes