Why Does Cannibalism Always Have To Be A Metaphor For Something What If Im Just Hungry

"its a texas chainsaw miracle"

>hear frantic clicking and the sounds of exertion

>must be a rhythm game player

>genuinely impressed at the apm

>look outside

>crabs are pinching a man to death

Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in

who up being weary and haggard on a wednesday

my favourite button ever is "open link in new tab"..

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to go back to bed

i don't think it's unreasonable to want music to travel down my ears and reverberate in my chest until im positively vibrating with sounds and explode into music shaped confetti it'd be really cool if that happens

i need to (remembers that suicide jokes only hurt yourself and those around you) fag it up

My fav parts about the pjo show so far

- sally mf jackson (no explanation needed)

- grover casually spilling i’m 24 as they race to go to camp (like grover give him a min he still thinks his dad is jesus)

- dionysus telling percy he’s his dad?? and the way percy just resigned himself to it like yup okay that adds up what else is new

- “when the time comes he’ll be ready” cut to percy doing the floss LMAO

- “are you stalking me annabeth? yes” (girl has zero chill and i’m living for it)

- “I am sally Jackson’s son” (hell yeah percy go be the momma’s boy you are)

Art by Davood Moghaddami