Not Now Kitten Daddy's Being Crucified

who up sexualising the grotesque

adult content, adult language, and graphic violence are three beautiful women to me

guy who only heard the phrase gaslighting once and is misremembering it: stop fleshlighting me

loooove having friends. Also fond of having enemies. the world is beautiful

Celebrity sighting.

TIT STEW

deleted too soon. Rip.

Everyone, including me, who's familiar with Pride and Prejudice: Hahahaha Mr. Collins' is so useless and thinks he's so fantastic at small talk, but he isn't.

Me at any given Christmas dinner party: WHAT EXCELLENT BOILED POTATOES- MANY YEARS HAVE PASSED SINCE I'VE SEEN SUCH AN EXEMPLARY VEGETABLE

i got my new tetanus shot who wants to play bucket of rusty nails withme ^_^

if a hamburger and a cheeseburger have a baby it most likely will have cheese on it because the cheese trait come from a dominant gene