"am I Being Annoying" Are You Aware That My Heart Is Trying To Crawl Out Of My Chest To Get To You

[first day as a hostage negotiator]

bank robber: these rich fucks ruined me life! I want ten million dollars and a helicopter

me: bitch me too. I'm switching sides

i can hear darwin evolving down the chimney now

have we tried substance abuse my liege

non-practicing slut. is this anythign

nobody ever talks about it but music is sriously good i think

Having a bruise is great it’s like a second clitoris but it only does masochism

dos anyone want to play cars with me .

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are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

cock reveal in 12,000 years