Do It Scared Do It Weird Do It Alone. Holy Trinity

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

they don't know about my infinite milk laundering scheme

[looks up at you with my large sad wet eyes] Can i have some dollars for the vending machine. one hundred thousand of them

your teeth are a gift from god and you can sink them into other people's flesh btw

The feminine urge to say “have you no compassion for my poor nerves” every time something goes wrong with my life

MELT

“unhand me” is so good. and always appropriate to say. like literally unhand me

going to college to become a newspaper delivery boy

working on some silly tlt memes for my friend's bday and I liked how this one came out 🥲