Yeah I Couldn’t Be Trusted With A Penis Id Get Hard From The Way The Sun Shines Through The Leaves

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

An old friend

The sexual tension between a girl and not feeling real every time her birthday comes around

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

Imagine a ant

my favourite button ever is "open link in new tab"..

my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me

“unhand me” is so good. and always appropriate to say. like literally unhand me

sniffs you

you're too logged on man your consumption of internet porn has severed your psychospiritual connection with the beauty of the natural land. i spent 10 months in sensory deprivation exclusively cranking it to the gentle soundscape of a babbling brook and now when i hear the tap on a soda machine go off i bust so hard the gas station clerk has to call the police