My Job In The Leftist Commune Is Babybel Unwrapper And Everyone Wants To Fuck Me

would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written

An old friend

not now kitten daddy's being crucified

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

love is a drug and babygirl, im a faggot

when you apply for your villain license they give you a book of all the new words you’re allowed to say. it’s full of shit like “foible” and “machinations”

"its a texas chainsaw miracle"

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors