Sorry Everyone It Turns Out Gods Mercy Is Finite & I Just Used Up The Last Of It

[COVERED IN BLOOD] Perhaps the world is slightly brighter having me in it.

Clockwork Rapunzel

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

you're too logged on man your consumption of internet porn has severed your psychospiritual connection with the beauty of the natural land. i spent 10 months in sensory deprivation exclusively cranking it to the gentle soundscape of a babbling brook and now when i hear the tap on a soda machine go off i bust so hard the gas station clerk has to call the police

Once I finish killing this guy the cycle of violence will be over, trust me guys

if I go a day without listening to music I turn into dust

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening

I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died