Hello My Name Is Very Tiny Flying Insect I See You’ve Got An Uncovered Beverage Outdoors. Can I Fall

Doing a line of concrete powder would fix me

Be honest. My keysmashing always has too many js and qs in it and thats why you won’t have sex with me. am i right?

sniffs you

Manslaughter sounds like it should be a way worse crime than murder. You didn’t just kill that guy you slaughtered him like the hog. It’s like if there was a even less-punished version of jaywalking called traffic massacre

your teeth are a gift from god and you can sink them into other people's flesh btw

when you’re on your period you’re like am I just on my period or am I feeling all the loneliness and pain I’ve been feeling since i turned 12

vulnerability is so important but I will not be partaking in it

going to college to become a newspaper delivery boy

nobody ever talks about it but music is sriously good i think