Hey I'm Podado-T! She/her Asexual! I'm just going to post all my random memes and hyper fixations here cause I want to get it out there! (Which right now I'm in a Major DC Comics brain rot🧠!) 110% SFW! Thank you! My art account: @podado-t-art
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Jackson💛and Holt💙are Frankie's👸 💚 Princes🤴 in Scarily Ever After 😳😳🫢😆🤭🥺🥺
As 💚Threadarella⚡👸 climbed🧗♀️into a waiting 🚃carriage her fairy❄️🧚🏻♀️❄️ghoulmother grabbed a sleeve👗, "Not❌to forget🧠or you will regret😨😞, you🫵must before midnight🕛leave🏃♀️💨."
🏰At the🪩🪅party🪅🪩 💚Threadarella's👸grace🦢 and🫦beauty💐 set her apart from every👯👯♀️👯♂️guest👯♂️👯♀️👯, and her stepsisters🙀😿😾 three wondered🤔🤨🧐 who she💚 could be🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️, along with all of the rest.👯♂️👯♀️👯 👁️👄👁️
💚Threadarella⚡👸danced💃with two🤴🤴princes one 🤓shy🤭💛🧑🔬, the other🔥bold😆💙🧑🎤 but🍑 throughout the🌆🌃🌙night🌙🌉🌌 they were never❌both in sight👁️👁️ which was a little🤏strange 🤔truth be told.
She💚 was dancing🕺💃again with the shy💛🤭one🤴 when the first☝️stroke⏳of midnight🕛rang🔔 through. 💚She said, "It's been 👍great👌but🍑 it's really late🥱 and now it's time⏱️ I flew🪰!"👋👋
As 💚she hurried🌀away🏃♀️💨💨 from the castle🏰she lost🧭 a shoe👠and➕the foot🦶 it was on🦵, she💚 slipped🧼and tripped😵 and when the clock struck🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔 twelve🕛 all the magic🪄 was gone❌⌛.
💚Threadarella⚡👸awoke 🛌the next morning🌄to the sound🔊👂of 🐴horses🐎 and chatter🗣️, she💚 snuck upstairs🪜completely awareness🤷🏻♀️ to see what was the matter.🕵🏻♀️🤔🤔🧐
She💚opened🔓 the door🚪 just a bit 🤏and peeked🫣 in with her green🟢👁️ eye, there🧍holding 💁🤲her shoe👠with the foot🦶in it too, was a 🔥prince🤴💙👨🎤, not🙅🏻♀️ the one who was shy❌🤴🤭🧑🔬❌.
Her💚 stepsisters 😾🙀😼seemed to be saying🗣️ that no🙅♀️monster🧌 here lacked that part👉🦶👠❌, but 💙he🤴didn't believe🤨and refused😠 to leave😤, he was not🪢only cute😍🤭but🍑smart🧠🧠.
Then 💚Threadarella⚡👸 had a burst❤️🔥 of courage💪🏋️♀️and started to step🚶♀️through the door🚪, but🍑 her💚 missing ❌🦶foot she💚 forgot-the😫other one caught-and she stumbled😵💫straight📏to the floor. 😵😵
🔥💙The prince👨🎤🤴rushed🏃💨💨over to help🆘 her💚, saying "M'Lady👸 this foot🦶 must be thine🫵," all 💚Threadarella⚡👸 could say was simply "Hey"👋🙋🏻♀️ and for a 👍better 💀⚰️🥀unlife🥀⚰️💀 she'd not pine🌲.
...and they lived Scarily Ever After!💛💚💙
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Don't get me wrong, JJ & HH's parents are bad to both of them, but I think Holt/DJ have it the worst.
In the books, Jackson's mom seems remorseful for not telling him he's a monster. And she believes she was actually protecting him by not telling Jackson. And at least she considers DJ to be her son too!
But according to Jackson's diary, his parents nonchalantly just say, "ya we knew, now eat your breakfast." Like wtf.
"I think," Holt you think you're 16?!
What does he mean he doesn't know how old he is?? Jeez!
AND ANOTHER THING! Not only did Jackson not know about Holt, but Heath didn't either! When Holt is first introduced, Heath gushes over how great DJ Holt is and how he got to help with his equipment, it is obvious he never knew Holt previously. Which means their parents probably hid Holt from the ENTIRE FREAKING FAMILY. Holt would have been cut off, no family to speak of.
(I know some people theorize Heath knew the whole times, but if that is the case then Heath is even more of a jerk than before! He already treated Jackson like trash.)
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Finally, here is a recreation of what would happen if Jackson and Holt's parents were real and I got the chance to meet them.
They are officially on a 💩 list.
There is so many pieces he is missing to the story. He doesn't know that half of it (thankfully!)
What a way to wake up.
Can you imagine his reaction to finding out he and Holt almost DIED at the hands of an angry mob?? And the reason they were in jail in the first place was because at least 3 different people were using JJ/HH as a scape goat?!
He is such a flirt and I love it. Also that nickname is perfect. Cannot be improved!
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Reads Lisi Harrison books
DJ: "Firecracker"🎆
Me: 😳
They need to go to therapy so bad it's not even funny. 🧑⚕️🤧🤧
They need help! 😭😭
Frankie trying to decide between Jackson and Holt in the webisodes.
She can literally have the best of both worlds! But Nooooooooo 🙄
Random Monster: wait how does this work?
Random Monster: huh?!
Not exactly how it works, this is very simplified and altered explanation of their relationship, but close enough lol.
Based on Parks and Rec: https://youtu.be/Nlb5vTI910E
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Here's a Q&A answer from the creator of MH on this topic: 😁
Enough said.
It's like looking in a mirror.
This could also be reversed, Jackson can be pretty problematic too.
Frankie trying to choose her next crush. 🙄
Looking at you Andy and Archer. 😒 (I did like Andy in the movie just FYI).
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I originally made this meme format for myself when I had a panic Attack a few weeks ago, breaking my record of 258 days with no panic attack and I was so sad!
MH Live action Spoilers:
Blink twice if you need help! 💙🧑🎤🧑🔬💛👁️👁️
The movie literally mentioned their grandparents MULTIPLE TIMES. They had a freaking SONG about them. AND they introduced Mr. Kono as Hyde's SON. (aka Jackson and Holt's Uncle!)
The boys would have been PERFECT characters for this movie. They would have fit in with the message and the world. 😤 In a perfect world, they would be the main characters.😤
Jackson and Holt should've been the main character of the movie if they wanted to go the half normie route!
I know Deuce is a half normie, but he's already in the movie so I'm not including him.
In Spain 🇪🇸 without the "S" 🤕
Just so y'all know, I like Clawdeen having a lead roll in the movie! 💅I just don't like how much canon lore they are destroying! 🐺
If they wanted to go the Half-Normie route they could've brought back my boys! Or at least have them there to support Clawdeen, bond over mutual Half-Normie trauma! 💛🧑🔬💙🧑🎤🐺👩🏾
Just leave my Lesbian👭 wolf🐺 alone 😭
Don't get me wrong! I LOVE NB Frankie! But we still want more rep! 😩
I'm not sure if I did this last meme correctly, but oh well. It's MY memes and I do what I want 😤
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Am I still gonna watch it. Yes.
Am I nervous as hell. Yes.
But I'm really rooting for the movie!
I hope it exceeds my expectations, I mean, they are already pretty low as is.
👏Go movie go!👏 Please be a good movie!🙏 😩
10. He wears Masks!
11. He creepily watches her
If I had a nickel for every time…
1. A much older man
2. Who rules over a place with an iron fist
3. Tries to woo a young brunet girl
4. With music, magic and mystery, he is very good at it!
5. Where he also brings her to his domain full of traps.
6. There is a Masquerade Ball
7. AND He captures her loved one in an attempt to persuade her to stay with him.
8. Is a fashion king!
9. And finally he has ✨Mommy issues✨
...I'd have TWO Nickels!
If I had a nickel for every time…
1. A much older man
2. Who rules over a place with an iron fist
3. Tries to woo a young brunet girl
4. With music, magic and mystery, he is very good at it!
5. Where he also brings her to his domain full of traps.
If I had a nickel for every time...
1. A much older man
2. Who rules over a place with an iron fist
3. Tries to woo a young brunet girl
4. With music, magic and mystery, he is very good at it!
5. Where he also brings her to his domain full of traps and danger!
Part 6-11 in the reposts!
Need I say anything more?
The flood gates BURST open!
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It's been hard hiding my newfound MH hyper-fixation! All I wanna do is look at the lore and buy the books!
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When I read the first MH book I REEEEAAAALLLY needed to rant about it because that story is freaking WILD.
So I ranted at my sister, but I took out all the names and gave as little description as possible so she couldn't guess what story the book refers to.
Then the NEXT DAY, she mentions the MH live action! And I thought, this would be a good time to call myself out.
SHE brought it up!
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So I told her about all the changes and the characters they are leaving out. Especially my boys JJ/HH. When I told her they are not bringing back Operetta she actually seemed upset!
And I told her more context of the scenes I talked about from the books.
(Mild MH book 1 spoiler)
Sister: ooohh... So when you talked about that girl's head falling off, you meant Frankie?
Me: 😮💨 ...yeah... 😳🥲
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Apparently, my sister was the one who introduced me to MH when we were kids. (Which I don't really remember how/when I watched it growing up, but know I saw a few movies as a kid.)
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And now we are watching the live action movie together when it comes out 😁
This movie was CRAZY and I loved every moment of it!
My boys almost freaking died! And they just go about their day not caring! WTH?!
They were being used as a scape goat, and we're gonna be killed. What was this show??
Not only that, but she was on a ladder🪜, thus less stability.
My girl does not skip on arm day or leg day! Or any day. She is just amazing! ❄️🤧🤧
This is a reference to the Monster High Lisi Harrison books if you didn't catch it!
DJ is so flirty, way more than I would've thought!
The book is a lot more different from the main series than I thought!
I've only read the first book, so no spoilers please! 🥺🥺
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I didn't really grow up with monster high.
I'd play with my friend's dolls, which I thought (and still think) are the coolest! But I never had any of my own.
I remember watching the Scaris movie when it came out on TV, but I didn't watch the other movies. My sister showed me the webisodes, I didn't watch all of them.
Then a few months ago, I bought a monster high comic book "I only have Eye for you." I read it and loved it!
Then I started watching all the webisodes out of curiosity. Found my two favorite characters (Jackson 💛 and Holt 💙.) Now I'm slowly going through the movies in order of release. I just finished 13 wishes last night. (My favorite has been Ghouls Rule so far!)
Also I bought book 1 and 4 of the Lisi Harrison series. This past weekend, I finished book 1 in one day. Now I NEED to get book 2 and 3 so I can know what happens!
I honestly think they should adapt the books into live action. It gave me serious Disney channel original movie vibes.
Yes I ship Frankie 💚 with Holt💙 and Jackson💛. (Not the boys with eachother.🙅♀️😠) Deal with it 😤
I really want them back in the reboot 😭 I love them so much!
Also happy spooky 👻🎃 month everyone!
I imagine Erik just spends his free time moping and crying over Christine, which drives Operetta up the wall!
I believe this is why she spends most of her time in the school's catacombs.
Get Jackson🧑🔬 a freaking Oscar 🏆for all the lying 🤥 he did in this movie🍿🎥.
If he was Pinocchio, his nose👃would be out the door🚪, around the world🗺️, plus an extra 12 feet. 🤥🤥🤥🤥🌍🌎🌏
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Police: "what are you 🫵doing here? 👁️👄👁️What happened to the blue 🔵 guy🧍♂️?"
Jackson: "oh you mean that loud 🔊, rude🖕, crude🙄, jerky 😠 monster 🧌 with terrible🤬 taste👅 in music 🙅🔇😒" 🥸(not Jackson💛 roasting🔥🔥🔥 Holt💙 like that 😂)
Police: "that's the one👍!"☑️👮🏻♂️😤😾
Jackson: "🥸I was uh🤔... see 👁️👓👁️I was minding🧠 my own business💼🚶, and he grabbed me 😵and he threw🔵🤾💨 me in here🔒!" 🤥
Police: "but how did he get out of the cell?" 🧐🤨
Jackson: "it.. uh...😵💫All happened so fast💨 I didn't see🧑🦯" 🫣🫠🤥 "but🍑-but🍑 don't monster's🧟 have 🔮🪄powers🪄🔮 and stuff?? I mean maybe 🤷his was... Unlocking🔓 doors🚪?😰" 🤔🫣🤥🤥🤥🤥
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Police: "I'm gonna run🏃 this nice 👍young man🧒 back🔙 to school." 👮♂️🏫🚸
Jackson: "⁉️ I beg 🙏🧎your pardon?"😵💫😵😵💫 😵
Police: "That's where the blue🔵boy🧒 grabbed☑️ you from, right☑️?.... I mean, 🫵You weren't 🚫 cutting✂️ class🎩, were you?"🤨🤨🤨🧐
Jackson: "No.🙅 No! 🏫School! That's where I was! 👍☑️ Studying! 🧑🏫Big test!📝 Big test!🧑🔬" 😮💨🫠 🤥🤥🤥🤥
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Lilith: "keep your eyes👁️👁️peeled🍌 for this🔵monster🧌. He broke💔out of jail 🚔and is considered🧠very dangerous🌋."
Jackson: 😱😰😨😬😬😬😶🌫️
Claire: "He's kinda cute"🫢🤭🤷🏻♀️🫦
Lilith and Jackson: 🤢🤢🤮🤮 "EEEEWWW!"🤮🤮🤢
Lilith: "you must be joking" 🤡🤡
Jackson: (Sweats 💦😰😨😟😟😰)
Lilith: "You🫵and the blue🔵kid 🧒have the same piercing💍. What are you🫵, a monster🧌 too 🤔?"
(Lilith and Claire laugh)
Jackson:🧍👁️👄👁️😳😮😱... 😑😐😑😐
Jackson: 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅
Claire and Lilith: ⁉️❓❓
Jackson: "😂That's funny!!🤡🥸 Me a monster🧌?! 🤣🤣🤣 Oh! You slay💅me!" 💀 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥
Lilith and Claire: ❓👁️👄👁️❓🤷🏼♀️❓🤷🏻♀️❓
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Claire: "Jackson! 😤 What's your 🧠damage🤕dude?!" 😠
Jackson: "😵💫😧 I am so 🙇 sorry! 😣 Oh! 😩 Man!😮 It's like...😵Um...👀 I just have this... 👀👀 Well... 🤔 I have this condition! 🤒Yeah! 😆A condition! 😷 And it's called…💡Jecklington's💡! And every so often ⏱️ I'll just... you know🧠🤕, flare up!🔥🎇 (Shakes🕺🕺🕺)" 🤥🤥🤥
Claire and Chad: 😱 👁️👄👁️
Jackson: " like for no reason! 🙅 And I mean, it gets really ❌bad❌ sometimes⏳!... 🤧🤧There's no cure🤧🤧🚫💉💊🚫🤧🤧…😞😩😭😔" 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥
Claire and Chad: 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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(music starts playing 🎵🎶🎺🎼🥁)
Jackson: "I- uh💫 I-uh... 😨😱 I feel another🕺flare🔥 up coming!" 🏃💨💨💨
🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥
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🙍💛 ➕ 🎼🎶🎸🎵 ➕ ❌🎧❌ = 🧑🎤💙