Monster High Ghouls Rule - Blog Posts
I swear every time I remember more and more of this movie, the more horrified I become
hey remember in ghouls rule when holt was almost hate crimed and PUBLICLY EXECUTED
New chapter
When someone asks what Monster High memorabilia I have…
I never got the dolls when they were coming out 10ish years ago… 🥲
I just resently (last two years) collected all these books and DVD.
Memes help with the pain🥲
Me praying JJ/HH will come back to Monster High
Back to my BS after a break 😚
Be careful what you wish for I guess 🤷♀️
He really really wanted to be a monster to fit in😭 He literally asked Draculaura to bite him🧛🏻♀️ That boy deserves so much better, plus a lot of therapy.
More monster high screen shots but Mattel refused to bring back the context for G3
Monster high screen shots but Heath burned the context
Happy 10th Anniversary of the most TRAUMATIZING day in Holt’s life!
It was probably a traumatic WEEK for JJ & HH!
Their therapist must be ROLLING in it 💲🤑
Happy Halloween 🎃🖤
Frankie💚 x 💛JJ/HH💙 screen shots
Having your boyfriends' pictures📸on your mirror🪞
Cute date ideas: protecting your boyfriends from getting kicked🦵💨out of school🏫after you thought one of them vandalized🖌️👨🎨the school🏫, which could cause BOTH of them to get kicked out.
Grave yard date🪦⚰️
Frankie: he's so cute 🥺
Holt: she's so hot 🥵🔥🌡️
Cute date idea: Trying to save your boyfriends from getting murdered 💀⚰️
Cute date idea: running from the cops 🏃🏃♀️💨💨🚓💨💨
The episode "Dueling Personalities" be like...
I know this has been done before, but I'm trying to make a monster high meme everyday till Halloween!
When Jackson looses the one collective braincell JJ/HH have.
Holt:
We love them only sharing one braincell
the cop in ghouls rule, about to order holt’s execution
Me @ Mattel™️ every day for the rest of forever:
The holy Trinity of where's JJ/HH.
Me watching Frights Camera Action
Jackson makes a brief no speaking cameo at the beginning and that's it. ☹️😢🥲
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Me watching Freaky Fusion
This plot was MADE FOR THEM😤😤
What the actual hell??
I've seen posts about how big of a miss the exclusion of Jackson and Holt was but Jeez! That was so frustrating!
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Also
Jackson has a doll from this movie!
I knew about the doll beforehand, so I just assumed he'd play a bigger roll with the whole "save Frankie" posters. IDK I thought they'd have a parade and Jackson would be there to lead the group for his Goul-friend or something. Anything!
NOPE
He has ONE Line at the end.
Why'd they make a doll for a scene that didn't even happen?!
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Can someone recommend me some good Freaky Fusion Fics/anything where JJ/HH play a lead roll?? 🥺🥺🥺
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I saw a post once about JJ/HH getting separated and them just fighting the whole movie. I thought that was hilarious 😂
MH Q&A from the creator of Monster High that have to do with Jackson💛 and Holt💙
More Monster high memes
Don't get me wrong, JJ & HH's parents are bad to both of them, but I think Holt/DJ have it the worst.
In the books, Jackson's mom seems remorseful for not telling him he's a monster. And she believes she was actually protecting him by not telling Jackson. And at least she considers DJ to be her son too!
But according to Jackson's diary, his parents nonchalantly just say, "ya we knew, now eat your breakfast." Like wtf.
Entry from Jackson's diary:
Entry from Holt's Diary:
"I think," Holt you think you're 16?!
What does he mean he doesn't know how old he is?? Jeez!
AND ANOTHER THING! Not only did Jackson not know about Holt, but Heath didn't either! When Holt is first introduced, Heath gushes over how great DJ Holt is and how he got to help with his equipment, it is obvious he never knew Holt previously. Which means their parents probably hid Holt from the ENTIRE FREAKING FAMILY. Holt would have been cut off, no family to speak of.
(I know some people theorize Heath knew the whole times, but if that is the case then Heath is even more of a jerk than before! He already treated Jackson like trash.)
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Finally, here is a recreation of what would happen if Jackson and Holt's parents were real and I got the chance to meet them.
🔥Imma throw freaking hands.🔥
They are officially on a 💩 list.
This has become a JJ💛 & HH💙 stan account and I am here for it.
There is so many pieces he is missing to the story. He doesn't know that half of it (thankfully!)
What a way to wake up.
Can you imagine his reaction to finding out he and Holt almost DIED at the hands of an angry mob?? And the reason they were in jail in the first place was because at least 3 different people were using JJ/HH as a scape goat?!
Holt deciding what to call his crush:
He is such a flirt and I love it. Also that nickname is perfect. Cannot be improved!
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Reads Lisi Harrison books
DJ: "Firecracker"🎆
Me: 😳
If you've seen their Diaries you'd understand
They need to go to therapy so bad it's not even funny. 🧑⚕️🤧🤧
They need help! 😭😭
My favorite relationship in MH
Random Monster: wait how does this work?
Random Monster: huh?!
Not exactly how it works, this is very simplified and altered explanation of their relationship, but close enough lol.
Based on Parks and Rec: https://youtu.be/Nlb5vTI910E
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Here's a Q&A answer from the creator of MH on this topic: 😁
Enough said.
The wackiest🤪week of their lives happens during Ghouls Rule
They need help! Why won't anyone help them 😭😭
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I originally made this meme format for myself when I had a panic Attack a few weeks ago, breaking my record of 258 days with no panic attack and I was so sad!
This movie was CRAZY and I loved every moment of it!
The Monster Elder Council when Holt and Jackson were about to get the Trick-or-treatment:
My boys almost freaking died! And they just go about their day not caring! WTH?!
They were being used as a scape goat, and we're gonna be killed. What was this show??
All I can think about right now is how❄️Abbey❄️was able to lift a 4,000 pounds (1814.369 kilograms) Police🚓car ONE HANDED! 💪💪💪💅
Not only that, but she was on a ladder🪜, thus less stability.
My girl does not skip on arm day or leg day! Or any day. She is just amazing! ❄️🤧🤧
This is a reference to the Monster High Lisi Harrison books if you didn't catch it!
DJ is so flirty, way more than I would've thought!
The book is a lot more different from the main series than I thought!
I've only read the first book, so no spoilers please! 🥺🥺
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I didn't really grow up with monster high.
I'd play with my friend's dolls, which I thought (and still think) are the coolest! But I never had any of my own.
I remember watching the Scaris movie when it came out on TV, but I didn't watch the other movies. My sister showed me the webisodes, I didn't watch all of them.
Then a few months ago, I bought a monster high comic book "I only have Eye for you." I read it and loved it!
Then I started watching all the webisodes out of curiosity. Found my two favorite characters (Jackson 💛 and Holt 💙.) Now I'm slowly going through the movies in order of release. I just finished 13 wishes last night. (My favorite has been Ghouls Rule so far!)
Also I bought book 1 and 4 of the Lisi Harrison series. This past weekend, I finished book 1 in one day. Now I NEED to get book 2 and 3 so I can know what happens!
I honestly think they should adapt the books into live action. It gave me serious Disney channel original movie vibes.
More MH memes:
Get Jackson🧑🔬 a freaking Oscar 🏆for all the lying 🤥 he did in this movie🍿🎥.
If he was Pinocchio, his nose👃would be out the door🚪, around the world🗺️, plus an extra 12 feet. 🤥🤥🤥🤥🌍🌎🌏
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Police: "what are you 🫵doing here? 👁️👄👁️What happened to the blue 🔵 guy🧍♂️?"
Jackson: "oh you mean that loud 🔊, rude🖕, crude🙄, jerky 😠 monster 🧌 with terrible🤬 taste👅 in music 🙅🔇😒" 🥸(not Jackson💛 roasting🔥🔥🔥 Holt💙 like that 😂)
Police: "that's the one👍!"☑️👮🏻♂️😤😾
Jackson: "🥸I was uh🤔... see 👁️👓👁️I was minding🧠 my own business💼🚶, and he grabbed me 😵and he threw🔵🤾💨 me in here🔒!" 🤥
Police: "but how did he get out of the cell?" 🧐🤨
Jackson: "it.. uh...😵💫All happened so fast💨 I didn't see🧑🦯" 🫣🫠🤥 "but🍑-but🍑 don't monster's🧟 have 🔮🪄powers🪄🔮 and stuff?? I mean maybe 🤷his was... Unlocking🔓 doors🚪?😰" 🤔🫣🤥🤥🤥🤥
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Police: "I'm gonna run🏃 this nice 👍young man🧒 back🔙 to school." 👮♂️🏫🚸
Jackson: "⁉️ I beg 🙏🧎your pardon?"😵💫😵😵💫 😵
Police: "That's where the blue🔵boy🧒 grabbed☑️ you from, right☑️?.... I mean, 🫵You weren't 🚫 cutting✂️ class🎩, were you?"🤨🤨🤨🧐
Jackson: "No.🙅 No! 🏫School! That's where I was! 👍☑️ Studying! 🧑🏫Big test!📝 Big test!🧑🔬" 😮💨🫠 🤥🤥🤥🤥
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Lilith: "keep your eyes👁️👁️peeled🍌 for this🔵monster🧌. He broke💔out of jail 🚔and is considered🧠very dangerous🌋."
Jackson: 😱😰😨😬😬😬😶🌫️
Claire: "He's kinda cute"🫢🤭🤷🏻♀️🫦
Lilith and Jackson: 🤢🤢🤮🤮 "EEEEWWW!"🤮🤮🤢
Lilith: "you must be joking" 🤡🤡
Jackson: (Sweats 💦😰😨😟😟😰)
Lilith: "You🫵and the blue🔵kid 🧒have the same piercing💍. What are you🫵, a monster🧌 too 🤔?"
(Lilith and Claire laugh)
Jackson:🧍👁️👄👁️😳😮😱... 😑😐😑😐
Jackson: 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅
Claire and Lilith: ⁉️❓❓
Jackson: "😂That's funny!!🤡🥸 Me a monster🧌?! 🤣🤣🤣 Oh! You slay💅me!" 💀 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥
Lilith and Claire: ❓👁️👄👁️❓🤷🏼♀️❓🤷🏻♀️❓
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Claire: "Jackson! 😤 What's your 🧠damage🤕dude?!" 😠
Jackson: "😵💫😧 I am so 🙇 sorry! 😣 Oh! 😩 Man!😮 It's like...😵Um...👀 I just have this... 👀👀 Well... 🤔 I have this condition! 🤒Yeah! 😆A condition! 😷 And it's called…💡Jecklington's💡! And every so often ⏱️ I'll just... you know🧠🤕, flare up!🔥🎇 (Shakes🕺🕺🕺)" 🤥🤥🤥
Claire and Chad: 😱 👁️👄👁️
Jackson: " like for no reason! 🙅 And I mean, it gets really ❌bad❌ sometimes⏳!... 🤧🤧There's no cure🤧🤧🚫💉💊🚫🤧🤧…😞😩😭😔" 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥
Claire and Chad: 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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(music starts playing 🎵🎶🎺🎼🥁)
Jackson: "I- uh💫 I-uh... 😨😱 I feel another🕺flare🔥 up coming!" 🏃💨💨💨
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🙍💛 ➕ 🎼🎶🎸🎵 ➕ ❌🎧❌ = 🧑🎤💙
Ghouls Rule be like:
I feel bad for JJ💛 & HH💙, they had to worst week of their lives.
Based on John Mulaney's "The one thing you can't replace"
Does anyone ever think about how from Jackson's perspective, he told the other monsters that bringing Holt is a terrible idea.
And then he wake up in JAIL!
He was probably thinking, "I hate being right all the time😫!"