Mh Claire - Blog Posts

More MH memes:

Get Jackson🧑‍🔬 a freaking Oscar 🏆for all the lying 🤥 he did in this movie🍿🎥.

If he was Pinocchio, his nose👃would be out the door🚪, around the world🗺️, plus an extra 12 feet. 🤥🤥🤥🤥🌍🌎🌏

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Police: "what are you 🫵doing here? 👁️👄👁️What happened to the blue 🔵 guy🧍‍♂️?"

Jackson: "oh you mean that loud 🔊, rude🖕, crude🙄, jerky 😠 monster 🧌 with terrible🤬 taste👅 in music 🙅🔇😒" 🥸(not Jackson💛 roasting🔥🔥🔥 Holt💙 like that 😂)

Police: "that's the one👍!"☑️👮🏻‍♂️😤😾

Jackson: "🥸I was uh🤔... see 👁️👓👁️I was minding🧠 my own business💼🚶, and he grabbed me 😵and he threw🔵🤾💨 me in here🔒!" 🤥

Police: "but how did he get out of the cell?" 🧐🤨

Jackson: "it.. uh...😵‍💫All happened so fast💨 I didn't see🧑‍🦯" 🫣🫠🤥 "but🍑-but🍑 don't monster's🧟 have 🔮🪄powers🪄🔮 and stuff?? I mean maybe 🤷his was... Unlocking🔓 doors🚪?😰" 🤔🫣🤥🤥🤥🤥

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Police: "I'm gonna run🏃 this nice 👍young man🧒 back🔙 to school." 👮‍♂️🏫🚸

Jackson: "⁉️ I beg 🙏🧎your pardon?"😵‍💫😵😵‍💫 😵

Police: "That's where the blue🔵boy🧒 grabbed☑️ you from, right☑️?.... I mean, 🫵You weren't 🚫 cutting✂️ class🎩, were you?"🤨🤨🤨🧐

Jackson: "No.🙅 No! 🏫School! That's where I was! 👍☑️ Studying! 🧑‍🏫Big test!📝 Big test!🧑‍🔬" 😮‍💨🫠 🤥🤥🤥🤥

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Lilith: "keep your eyes👁️👁️peeled🍌 for this🔵monster🧌. He broke💔out of jail 🚔and is considered🧠very dangerous🌋."

Jackson: 😱😰😨😬😬😬😶‍🌫️

Claire: "He's kinda cute"🫢🤭🤷🏻‍♀️🫦

Lilith and Jackson: 🤢🤢🤮🤮 "EEEEWWW!"🤮🤮🤢

Lilith: "you must be joking" 🤡🤡

Jackson: (Sweats 💦😰😨😟😟😰)

Lilith: "You🫵and the blue🔵kid 🧒have the same piercing💍. What are you🫵, a monster🧌 too 🤔?"

(Lilith and Claire laugh)

Jackson:🧍👁️👄👁️😳😮😱... 😑😐😑😐

Jackson: 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅

Claire and Lilith: ⁉️❓❓

Jackson: "😂That's funny!!🤡🥸 Me a monster🧌?! 🤣🤣🤣 Oh! You slay💅me!" 💀 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

Lilith and Claire: ❓👁️👄👁️❓🤷🏼‍♀️❓🤷🏻‍♀️❓

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Claire: "Jackson! 😤 What's your 🧠damage🤕dude?!" 😠

Jackson: "😵‍💫😧 I am so 🙇 sorry! 😣 Oh! 😩 Man!😮 It's like...😵Um...👀 I just have this... 👀👀 Well... 🤔 I have this condition! 🤒Yeah! 😆A condition! 😷 And it's called…💡Jecklington's💡! And every so often ⏱️ I'll just... you know🧠🤕, flare up!🔥🎇 (Shakes🕺🕺🕺)" 🤥🤥🤥

Claire and Chad: 😱 👁️👄👁️

Jackson: " like for no reason! 🙅 And I mean, it gets really ❌bad❌ sometimes⏳!... 🤧🤧There's no cure🤧🤧🚫💉💊🚫🤧🤧…😞😩😭😔" 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

Claire and Chad: 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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(music starts playing 🎵🎶🎺🎼🥁)

Jackson: "I- uh💫 I-uh... 😨😱 I feel another🕺flare🔥 up coming!" 🏃💨💨💨

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🙍💛 ➕ 🎼🎶🎸🎵 ➕ ❌🎧❌ = 🧑‍🎤💙