Latest Posts by pollo-hermano - Page 5
hey if anyone is going to the chicago mcr date and hear a loud, bloodcurdling scream akin to that of someone being violently murdered in response to the band potentially playing emily or not that kind of girl live, that’s just me. my friend will drag my body out of the stadium don’t worry
it may be dead in the middle of the winter but it is danger days summer. to me.
middle aged man tries to dance. 100 injured 50 dead
another day another james
i need to perform science experiments on him
mcr tour theory (because i’m crazy and we all just brushed over this)
getting my thoughts out on this because waiting until august 29th is actually killing me. i am an mcr5 truther, and here are some of my thinkings:
- the tour title is strange. i saw someone point this out a few months back, but it really got me thinking. the tour title isn’t “long live the black parade”— it’s ““long live”: the black parade”. those quotations indicate a separate title, and the colon signifies some kind of relation or ownership. why ISN’T it a general “long live the black parade”???? makes me wonder if it’ll be a black parade sequel of sorts with a continuation of lore. “the black parade” is the name of the album, but it’s also the name of the fictional, in-universe band. “the black parade” is technically a self-titled album. if you think that the lore continuation sounds stupid and crazy, look at tyler the creator. his albums have lore continuation, and it’s cool and people love it. but honestly, all of the things they’re putting randomly in quotations in those instagram captions are strange. “the concrete age”, “good boy”, and “opera”??????? those sound pretty song title-y to me.
- too many strange coincidences about a specific tour date.
THE JERSEY SHOW??? this show is #5 on the tour, first of all. smack dab in the middle. second of all, why does this show start at 5:15? all of the other shows start at either 6:00 or 7:00 pm. 5:15?? why is it 45 minutes earlier than the other shows, and was the :15 necessary??? I THINK SO. stick with me here. you can divide 15 by 5 a total of 3 times. now, if we add those 3 to the 1 from the starting hour and 1 from the number show on tour, we get 5 FIVES. on top of this, it’s in JERSEY?? MCRS ORIGIN??????? SOMETHINGGGG is going to happen at mcr nj.
in conclusion, mcr5 is real, it’s connected to the black parade, and it’s probably getting announced in new jersey.
canon mlm rep be like "i like a boy..but im!?!? also a boy!? >-<??" meanwhile queerbaiting "if you die i'm alone".
for me marvins last name is like those bits in cartoons when something absurdly comedic happens and we cant listen what the characters are saying. Like 'Hey nice to meet you, my name is marvin- *an absurdly loud bus passes by causing the audience to not hear the last name but somehow the other character catches it*. 'The reservation is under the name marvin- *the saxophonist playing at the restaurant has an incredibly loud solo*. 'Im whizzer brown and he is marvin- *someone sneezes and the conversation swiftly moves on*. 'My name is marvin btw, marvin- *the scene drastically changes*. like its supposed to make the audience mad they don't have this minuscule and useless piece of information just cause the writers dont want to share it.
“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo
I want an Awesome body....
I want an Epic soul...
so sad that in america the only options after a terminal cancer diagnosis is either to make meth or make saw traps
actual nightmare blunt rotation
IM ACTUALLY ROLLING WHY IS HE SO STUPID
I enjoyed Breaking Bad, but I would’ve enjoyed it more if Skyler White violently beat Walter to death with a baseball bat in full HD
Show cancelled.
extra requirement to that one ask you answered:
the actor for gus still needs to be that old man. i dont care. he needs to be giancarlo.
is his spanish dubious? yes.
wouldnt he be younger? yes. and? either cake that man up in makeup, invent a not weird looking cg for aging down, or take him wrinkles and all.
no i will not accept justiin davis.
yea just give him a backwards hat like jigsaw
@kirkwahmmett meow
I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch
i love when music makes me feel so many indescribable emotions simultaneously
the day ray toro gets recognized for just how talented he actually is will be the day i can finally die happy.
because not only does he write some incredible lead guitar parts, his background vocals are. kind of nuts. like his voice just compliments gerard’s well anyways but some of the notes he’s hitting with the stability and tone he’s hitting them with is NOT something i usually expect out of a lead guitarist. perfectly belted B4s while jumping around and playing guitar is not an easy feat. he often sings higher than gee would live (though ray doesn’t actually have to sing as much? so he can allot for using his voice more in that way). ray’s voice is seriously very good. go listen to his background vocals on the chorus of dead! from live in mexico.
I need all of them me thinks
no bc why am I already trying to plan and pick out my mcr outfit and it's not till the summer
I'm taking this so serious omg it's embarrassing
T.T
being an mcr fan has me saying insane shit like 'i want to go to new jersey'
I just finished reading a book. How do I make this about Metallica?
I transitioned from a girl whose lips couldn't move fast enough. to a boy who the dance floor didn't love