I Simply Think They Should Date

"Bad and crazy" more like I'm going (bad and) crazy over my sexuality and gender identity watching this drama

every friend group needs

a bimbo: ryu sooyeol

a mean bisexual: hui gyeom

an even meaner lesbian: yong

she/theys and he/theys: yong and andrei

a token straight that’s on ice: jaeseon

an astrology bitch: k

a short king: gyeong tae

i think gideon the ninth is the funniest possible series to modern au-ify. modern au palamedes in a trench coat and turtleneck whipping out his macbook and finding out the secrets to being a lyctor by going to the second page of google

Jongwoo would seethe at him "You scream my name, you fucking monster" and yk commit blasphemy real quick

And Moonjo definitely waxes so much poetry, adding in some religious references and allegories to really mess up Jongwoo's moral compass

à la

"Like your christ whose body you consume and whose blood you drink, I'll too consume you whole"

And Jongwoo keeps the catholic relics and priest robes on, as he maybe perhaps gets railed on the altar by Vamp Moonjo

So last night, when I was on my night shift, we talked about priest!JW x vampire!MJ on SFH discord server and I want to recap my ideas here for later :D

Imagine the angry make out tho

Would be full of bites and bruises and blood xD

And tears of joy and madness and saliva

Their usual way is always rough

But one time, moonjo is being exceptionally gentle with priest! JW

Gentle yet effective

And that drives jongwoo even madder

"what the hell are you doing!?" Jongwoo hisses, biting his own wrist to stop himself from moaning.

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"Look at you. Would your God find you as beautiful as I do?"

While jongwoo was in his... "ugliest", dirtiest state cjsklskf

Covered by all kinds of liquids

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And i imagine jongwoo would use more of his mouth to bite and kiss than to talk

Jongwoo would be the cool sweary priest don't u think

"scream, you fucking monster."

"tell me, what does a monster call for, when it needs to pray?" U kno since he wouldn't scream "God" skskks

Realized I've never posted about the gothic romance mjjw au of my dreams that i wrote (essentially a Crimson Peak AU set in the 1890s~)

I had a lot of fun writing in this more poetic, Victorian English, and researching about traditional Korean culture. There'll probably be a third and final chapter, followed by an epilogue:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36173998/chapters/90172066

Some Priory and Adofn sketches of Eadaz, Sabran IX, Tané and Glorian Shieldheart :)

I’ve been sketching a bit to get their faces right, so I can draw more elaborate pieces. On another note I reread both books in the span of a week bc summer break so the brainrot is fresh and here to stay lmao

even though i know that realistically, seo moonjo is a dangerous psychopath serial killer who could easily stab me, a teenager with no will or know how to fight, dead in a second,,

he just

seems very pathetic to me,,

like,, i still think i could, you know, knock him down a notch with like a very well thought out insult to his insecurities

i don't think he really has any of those but I'm still sure i could manage to come up with something

This picture from Syria protesting war in Ukraine actually made me tear up.

Abandoned by the world, destroyed and still having enough compassion to think about others.

So, those posts about 'jagiya' translations into other languages? Yeah, i love them.

Sadly, German has virtually no cute terms of endearment, alas, I put a spin on it: I present to you, Austrian German curse words Jongwoo would use on Moonjo

(Because Austrians looovee swearing and using obscure curse words)

1. Deppata (idiot)

10/10

I feel like it works with the way Jongwoo usually speaks with Moonjo?? I would definitely scream 'deppada' the same way Jongwoo does 'saekkiya', and it can be easily used with other curse words

2. Oaschloch (asshole)

6/10

This is THE word you hear in Vienna lmao, but I think Jongwoo would be too much of a 'countryboy' to actually use that. Plus it doesn't work with the way he yells at Moonjo?? Like I'd use it in a derogatory looking-down-on-someone kind of way

3. Wichsa (literally a man who ejaculates xd)

7/10

Slightly better than 'Oaschloch', but still too calm I think?? Also Moonjo is too elegant for a person I'd typically think to be a 'wichsa'

4. Goschada (annoyingly talkative person)

8.5/10

Moonjo loves annoying Jongwoo with words (and actions, but his creepiness is often conveyed through encouragements and words), and 'Goschada' is PERFECT for that

5. Gfrast (brat)

6/10

Hmmmm not enough anger for me?? I feel like it's used more towards (annoying, malicious) children or younger people, so maybe Jongwoo would use it when Moonjo is really annoying him? Idk

the monsters in bulgasal look so creepy and well designed i love it