Latest Posts by portrait0fthem00n - Page 6

Realized I've never posted about the gothic romance mjjw au of my dreams that i wrote (essentially a Crimson Peak AU set in the 1890s~)

I had a lot of fun writing in this more poetic, Victorian English, and researching about traditional Korean culture. There'll probably be a third and final chapter, followed by an epilogue:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36173998/chapters/90172066

couple of mirrors is also giving us an obligatory water scene lmao

if i had a nickel for every time my rich, hot author mommy was accidentally connected to a murder scene, i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot. but it's weird that it happened twice.

the bts for episodes 10 & 11 saying Jieun's acting will make girls have a crush on her:

nah, i'm so far gone past "crush". this isn't a "crush". i love her. girlie could be beating people up and i'd still make heart eyes at her and go down on my knees.

the babygirlification of a nine-feet-tall monsterman who mansplained, manipulated, gaslit, gatekept, and girlbossed the protagonist into a ritual suicide attempt

Re-watching "the Guest" with French subtitles atm to get back into the language, and came across s'éborgner.

Do the French really have a verb for the action of taking out an eye???

i've had this thought for a while, but bad and crazy's first episode is categorized as the mlm version of king princess' "pain" mv in my brain

yan wei's diy shower head is taking me out

the comedy of you yi insistingly wandering into yan wei's house only for yan wei to have to kick her around so she doesn't fall into the death traps istg

to go back to my statement of not having enough morally grey wlw ladies in asian dramas - i just recently started Couple of Mirrors and it's a cold-hearted assassin and a kind writer / socialite who found out her husband and best friend were having an affair getting together set in like 1920s / 1930s Shanghai???

every friend group needs

a bimbo: ryu sooyeol

a mean bisexual: hui gyeom

an even meaner lesbian: yong

she/theys and he/theys: yong and andrei

a token straight that’s on ice: jaeseon

an astrology bitch: k

a short king: gyeong tae

‘𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐲𝐞𝐭’ 

moonjo and jongwoo:

if the "unhinged and or cannibalistic bisexual x confused normal-ish fruit who unfortunately fell in love with them" trope has a million fans then i am one of them. if it has ten fans, then i am one of them. if it has only one fan then that is me. if it has no fans, then that means i am no longer on earth. if the world is against it, then i am against the world.

kyung yi throwing k full-force onto that table in episode 9. that's it.

so, the absolute queer disaster that is bad and crazy will have huigyeom and boss yong meeting next episode?? aka the two most dom ass bad bitches?

AU idea where Yi-kyung is part of the Korean royal family, and upon the untimely death of her parents, she is taken in by her child-less aunt, the Queen (who wants to make her crown-princess).

But behind the facade of the beloved, fashionable and cheerful princess, she has horrible anger issues and has killed enough people to know she likes the feel of it.

Kyung-yi is her bodyguard, who has to keep her from killing, but never able to go the public in fear of destroying the royal family's image, losing her job, her life and perhaps her loved ones.

domestic hui gyeom and sooyeol i just fell to my knees in a walmart

Not-so-incorrect Bad and Crazy quotes, maybe?

Part 0 // Part 1

So, those posts about 'jagiya' translations into other languages? Yeah, i love them.

Sadly, German has virtually no cute terms of endearment, alas, I put a spin on it: I present to you, Austrian German curse words Jongwoo would use on Moonjo

(Because Austrians looovee swearing and using obscure curse words)

1. Deppata (idiot)

10/10

I feel like it works with the way Jongwoo usually speaks with Moonjo?? I would definitely scream 'deppada' the same way Jongwoo does 'saekkiya', and it can be easily used with other curse words

2. Oaschloch (asshole)

6/10

This is THE word you hear in Vienna lmao, but I think Jongwoo would be too much of a 'countryboy' to actually use that. Plus it doesn't work with the way he yells at Moonjo?? Like I'd use it in a derogatory looking-down-on-someone kind of way

3. Wichsa (literally a man who ejaculates xd)

7/10

Slightly better than 'Oaschloch', but still too calm I think?? Also Moonjo is too elegant for a person I'd typically think to be a 'wichsa'

4. Goschada (annoyingly talkative person)

8.5/10

Moonjo loves annoying Jongwoo with words (and actions, but his creepiness is often conveyed through encouragements and words), and 'Goschada' is PERFECT for that

5. Gfrast (brat)

6/10

Hmmmm not enough anger for me?? I feel like it's used more towards (annoying, malicious) children or younger people, so maybe Jongwoo would use it when Moonjo is really annoying him? Idk

lee huigyeom more like lee huidom

yk the team behind 'bad and crazy' probably thought the fans would be thirsting over dongwook or hajun the most, but in reality, it's jieun and hieora that have the fandom in a chokehold

actually, I take that back, you know what would be even funnier? Moonjo as Sooyeol, and Jongwoo being his conscience, beating him up whenever he has the ~slightest~ inclination to un-alive somebody

i cannot possibly start another piece but:

Bad and Crazy AU where instead of pushing him to do good, and being his conscience, Moonjo is trying to rile Jongwoo, who's a good-hearted albeit unhinged police man, up.

Do you guys know how mary shelley lost her virginity

"Bad and crazy" more like I'm going (bad and) crazy over my sexuality and gender identity watching this drama

currently watching Kieta Hatsukoi and Strangers from Hell, and boy am I getting whiplash switching between the both of them

why does moonjo stand like a 3-year old child whenever he's in that all black outfit?? mf out here a "serial killer" but looking like that robert pattinson tracksuit meme???

why would sooyeol imagine a man, pressed to his backside, taking off his pants?? when they're both apparently really sweaty??

i'm going feral this show is going to be the death of me

i have only seen clips, but did k take off his pants while being pressed against sooyeol??? in the same episode as sooyeol and hwigyeom making out ????

if i ever finish my current drafts, i'd LOVE to write a role reversal of moonjo and jongwoo

okay i posted a prologue for an ao3 demon! moonjo, thinking it would be kept lighthearted, but honestly?? my rough outline is barely finished and wow, this is going to be dark