Michael Cera - Blog Posts
Ranking the Kens in Barbie based on overall βkenergyβ
1. Ken
- little cowboy hat
- doctor who
- just misses his best friend barbie π₯Ή
8.5 out of Ken
2. Ken
- less fun lil cowboy hat
- gets to be douche bro president Ken
- related to Chris evans maybe?
- gives Ryan gosling a lil kiss
5 out of Ken
3. Ken
- back flipping Ken
- excellent dancer
- gives serious steal ur girl energy
- possibly the most sexually aggressive of all the Kens (I am referencing his interactions with Ryan Gosling Ken exclusively, the energy was palpable)
- served some mad cunt
9 out of Ken
4. Ken
- possibly my favourite Ken
- always has Kenβs back
- very goofy dancer π
- played drums when all the other Kenβs played guitar
- recipient of the holy pimp coat
- almost certainly in love with his best friend Ken
10 out of Ken
5. Ken
- THE Ken
- heβs kenough π₯²
- lost interest in the patriarchy when he found out it wasnβt about horses
- instigated the greatest out of nowhere dance number in a film Iβve ever seen
- buuuuuuuut also enslaved a bunch of women soβ¦
-10 out of Ken (still love him tho)
random images i have saved in my phone - day 8
(not mine LMAAOO) baby grill πππ
βand i wrote my way out of the labyrinth.β
- multifandom
- will be shitposting and writing fics
- mildly crazy, but in a hot way
- i really like gilmore girls, spiderverse, wicked, stranger things, pen15, sally face, undertale, umbrella academy, juno, little miss sunshine, girl interrupted, and so many other movies and tv shows
- book nerd, but i live and breathe through john green and alice osemanβs writing
- also a music lover, jewelry maker, writer, and burnt out student :p
- iβll take requests but nothing gross or anything nsfw and i cannot 100% promise i will end up writing it i am so sorry
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Just noticed the change on his shirt π
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