Crawling Back To This Tumblr Account After The Tiktok Ban Feels Like Driving Back To My Old Home In The

You will patch up all the holes in 2025.

(this isn’t a post about knitting)

Victor Frankenstein: I have made a Monster.

Everyone: You fucked up a perfectly good corpse is what you did. Look at it. It’s got anxiety.

Batman the Television series

S02E58: Flop Goes the Joker

Hayward is hard to place because it changes depending on what season you’re on.

Spot on with the rest though

TSV Character Alignments

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll: Ancantha

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you: High Prophet Faulkner, sibling Rane, Paige, Vaughn, Shrue

Looks like could kill you, is a cinnamon roll: sister Carpenter, Gage, Val

Looks like could kill you, will kill you: Daggler, Mercer

Hayward not listed bc idk where to put him :/ he's either looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you or looks like could kill you, is a cinnamon roll but idk which

I walked into a lab one time, feeling like I was on deaths door, and the TA took one look at me said “As long as that’s not a hangover, I’ll cover for you.”

I said “Believe me I WISH this was a hangover” he marked me present and I immediately went home and slept for 2 days.

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

HAS THIS BEEN DONE YET?? WELL IT HAS NOW

TRULY, THEY ARE PARALLELS OF ONE ANOTHER

I heard vine compilations were a thing

What if Jon found out about Georgie and Melanie a really horrible way?

(This is the spiritual successor to my first Daisira post, eat up my childrenn)