Reddit Is Having A Glitch Where It Puts The Wrong Captions Over Photos And It’s The Only Thing I Care

@cowboylesbianism

Don't worry, You can trust me with the city budget, just let me in there. Come on, just let me have the budget. I will totally not gut the police budget to build a centralized mass transit network and new libraries. I will definitely not do that, just let me in there please. Come on let me have access to the city budget for 5 minutes. That's all I ask.

Max Oppenheimer (1885 –1954) Salome, oil on canvas 1919

Sure you're "child free" now. But in 20 years when your riches are vast and you rule with an iron fist you're gonna feel real fucking embarrassed when you're ready to be usurped and the only guy scheming enough to poison your wine Is a weird cousin with vague familial connections instead of your flesh and blood idiot son that wants the throne a few years sooner

we give old people a lot of shit but to be honest i think you'd be hard pressed to find a person more entitled than a gen z-er at a concert

Morpho Peleides, with iridescent blue wings and black edges. It’s shimmering blue colour is not a chemical pigment; it is produced by the way the light reflects off the millions of tiny scales on its wings.

Bride of Frankenstein (1935) Dir. James Whale

these are my 5 girlfriends, yes they smoke weed.