"Sucking At Something Is The First Step Towards Being Sorta Good At Something." -Jake The Dog

big things happening on twitter

sorry what

I'm convinced this woman is possessed by the black mold growing in her house- she's going to be the first cordyceps zombie at this rate.

i think if jessie and james teamrocket transitioned theyd just switch their names and call it a day. or this already happened. this is my one true belief

Shoutout to the fairy who passed these out to my table and then just completely disappeared

Blessed Ostara and Happy Spring Equinox everyone! 🐇

and Happy Mabon to the Southern Witches! 💕

A'Tuin needs his free shavacado

“Cave Johnson here. I’ve received complaints from anonymous employees that our support of the “homosexual lifestyle” is “degenerate” and “irresponsible”. It really got me thinking and I think I found a solution. So good news! We now have 23 vacated positions reserved for members of the LGBT community. Additional good news, we began a new testing initiative on evolutionary degenration with 23 test subjects all ready to go.“