Reactor Online, Weapons Systems Online,

nobody even lets you leave a dark hickey on their inner thigh and snarl and drool while you're doing it anymore now they push you away by your forehead and call you a bad dog (cultural liberalism)

What do they do on dates?

*sits in a pan with olive oil and carmelizes*

a sluge 😔

Scientists at CERN have confirmed they've been able to detect all 7 genders in a groundbreaking experiment.

Barnacle shells don’t feel great on one’s ass, but a girl does what she must 🫡

reblog to drop a car battery on a post below

vampire miku!!!! ❤️🦇💟

Today’s problem

what do chairs for dragons look like.

oops, it seems I've cast a spell on you… 💜 // pinup for rylieringtail <3