Oops, It Seems I've Cast A Spell On You… 💜 // Pinup For Rylieringtail

Princess spit has feminizing effects that make their bites and kisses a particularly powerful defense. Maid spit has venom so potent it could kill an elephant in ten seconds flat. Knight spit doesn't do anything but it tastes nice which is special in its own way.

character creation menu that has a slider for how many tongues you have and you don’t really think about it until the cutscene halfway through the game where you make out with someone

because you set it to 10 as a joke and your character fills basically every hole in their head with tongues at the same time

Decided the old post didn’t go far enough so here goes

Reblog to give a trans girl the robot body of her dreams

so if demons are sticklers for contracts, demand high payment for their services, and have firm/specific rules regarding summoning rituals (aka the hiring process & availability of their labor)—what i'm hearing is demons are fully unionized

desk jobs should be reserved for tgirls and for office lady yuri purposes and we shouldn't have to do any work while doing the yuri

I lie on captchas >:)

*Recalibrates all your motor controllers so they slightly over respond to inputs, reducing you to a flailing mess*

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Hh-hhey! *Falling to the ground, squirming.* 😵‍💫😖😖😖😖😵‍💫😳

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