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i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good

she let me hit because i say things like “okie dokie”

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

this one goes out to all the objectum freaks n’ computerkissers you know who you are

Imagine the posts on Robot Tumblr from robots who are human fuckers.

"Cuddling your human lover to you and feeling their pulse quicken."

"Human hair is so nice to stroke; it's finer than the finest wires."

"Getting a human sexually excited and feeling them self-lubricate, and a fine mist of coolant leaks all over their skin."

"The way human fingers can find just the right spot in the seams between your plating."

"I need a human to stick its greasy fingers in me and re-arrange my wires until I segfault."

'tis october!!!!

and I mean, someone just absolutely losing their voice recording those. Absolutely horrifying screams. Would any of you buy that.

what if alarmo screamed tumblr quotes at you

Have you ever wondered how tech technicians recover data from faulty flash and memory whose data cannot be recovered by normal methods.

Sketchpage comm for someone on twitter

oops, it seems I've cast a spell on you… 💜 // pinup for rylieringtail <3