Just Want It On The Record If Anyone Calls Me "my Pretty Girl " While Fingering Me I Am Not Liable For

Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.

she tells you to bark (for testing purposes), wyd.

my blade left no mark. you check yourself, incredulous. the legendary swordswoman’s weapons are immaterial? you are unharmed. you look up to find I am already long gone. you feel a tenderness underneath your nipples. probably nothing.

Thank you Science Channel series How its Made for being something that is super interesting and calming, reminding me of my late grandfather, and for giving me a way to turn on every robot fucker tgirl on this website

Example art from Tumblr users @poltergrease @teenageclown @randomationality

*Recalibrates all your motor controllers so they slightly over respond to inputs, reducing you to a flailing mess*

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Hh-hhey! *Falling to the ground, squirming.* 😵‍💫😖😖😖😖😵‍💫😳

Be careful, she might bite you. 🦷

I love how you literally have to insert a dildo into a computer to install Linux on it. That's awesome