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god I want to be a robotgirl with mental health problems instead of a normal girl with mental health problems

Heeello! I have something a bit different today, featuring Relent (my air genasi/eladrin cleric/druid) for Iridescent (For the Secret Satan Inktober!) I'm not particularly good at drawing skinnier bodies so I used this as a study, and I also decided to change my approach to his top surgery scar. Chances are, if I ever get it myself, it will be on the less discreet side, so I wanted to give him something similar to feel myself a lil bit more seen. Fun fact: He got a 50% discount on his back alley top surgery because they could only remove one (1) tit

When I worked at the jewelry store there was very little room to move around each other behind the cases. We managed alright but it made us pretty casual with our personal space.

At the time when I first started I was still getting used to that. One day I was shadowing someone who’d been there longer than me, a sweet young lad who I immediately clicked with. We were helping some ladies with a jewelry cleaning and I ended up on the wrong side of him to follow to our next destination, the ultrasonic cleaner.

He double backed around me behind the case and accidentally brushed my butt with the back of his hand. It was immediately clear from context that it was a complete accident.

His eyes widened in brief terror that he’d crossed a boundary. Neither of us reacted in front of the customers but we popped away a moment later into the cleaning room where they couldn’t hear us.

He grabbed my arms and stared into my eyes with panic writ large across his face. “How long do I have?!” he demanded.

“What? No- it’s fine.” I thought he meant how long until I, like, murdered him.

“No, I’m infected now, how long until it sets in?!?”

I stared at him in bafflement but started to sense a note of repressed laughter in his tone.

“I touched your butt! That’s how the gay spreads! How long until it sets in?!”

I burst out laughing and we both collapsed into absurdity. Every time I thought about it for the next week I broke down laughing, he caught me so off guard with one of the funniest gay jokes I’d ever heard.

It was several weeks afterward that he admitted to recently coming to terms with being bisexual and I tsked, “Didn’t make a full recovery from touching my butt, I see.”

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bulwark of the weak | king of nothing

I drew my kitty fursona as a fox ^^

Imagine the posts on Robot Tumblr from robots who are human fuckers.

"Cuddling your human lover to you and feeling their pulse quicken."

"Human hair is so nice to stroke; it's finer than the finest wires."

"Getting a human sexually excited and feeling them self-lubricate, and a fine mist of coolant leaks all over their skin."

"The way human fingers can find just the right spot in the seams between your plating."

"I need a human to stick its greasy fingers in me and re-arrange my wires until I segfault."

Since Jazz can do the whole Massive Monstrous Wolf thing, do wolfback rides ever happen?