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It's very unfair that I don't have my own Adam Carlson or Aaron blackford.

omg #22

**At Caco's Wedding** Carlos: Lando, this is my Family. Everyone, this is my Lando.

Carlos:

Carlos: wait—

Lando: no, he's right, i am his Lando

Valtteri: I'm at that point where everything I say sounds sarcastic, whether it's supposed to or not

“Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man.”

— The Love Hypothesis

bumbled be thy bees

How it started

 (Peter Davison at David’s signing)

How it’s going 

(Peter Davison at Michael’s signing)

(from Georgia’s insta :D)

You aren’t faking if some days you struggle less than others. You aren’t being overly dramatic if some days are worse than others.

It’s normal for things to fluctuate and you are equally valid whether it’s a good day or bad day or somewhere in between.

I’m sorry if this has been asked before but how did Crowley get approved to rent an appartement? The forms that need to be filled in have things like “current employer”, and I doubt “Hell” would be an accepted answer

I’m pretty sure that in Crowley’s world, filling out forms is something that happens to other people.

Charles: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don’t give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

im tired of being mean its bad for my health i want to be nice now so no one be stupid ever again so i dont have to be mean to you

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. the heroes are always sprinting, always running. you ever seen darth vader run? hell no. and I ain’t about to either.

methinks tadashi’s legacy lies not in baymax’s 1000+ medical procedures, but in the fact that he programmed his robot to act wasted when his battery is low

What’s writing, you know? What does writing actually mean?

suzanne collins social commentary and foresight should be appreciated more

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Advice no one wants to hear:

You HAVE to put in the work or it isn't going to happen.

This means, yes, you're going to need to actually work constantly for a solid year to reach your goals. Probably longer than that, honestly. You are going to be tired and it isn't as easy as anyone makes it out to be.

But if you don't get up and make the change in your life, no one is.

Mr. Gaiman, I've been wondering; why would Aziraphale want a book shop, instead of a library, if he wanted to keep all the books?

Because librarians have to help people and interact with them. Booksellers can ignore people, not sell them books, not open their bookshops and generally be as eccentric and unlikely as they wish.

A concept: Bingley buying Darcy a golden retriever because once upon a time Darcy had called him that. So now whenever Darcy has to return to Pemberly after tedious work, a golden retriever greets him with enthusiasm just as Bingley would.

Golden retrievers didn’t exist during the Regency, but I see your point.

I was at the coffeeshop in the village and someone asked me how my llamas are doing, and a woman overheard and told me that when she was a kid, her parents used to have a couple of llamas in their sheep farm, and every single sheep in their flock imprinted on one of the two llamas. Each sheep chose the best most charismatic llama according to mysterious sheep criteria, and never wavered in their ovine loyalty. Each of the two llamas was worshiped by a small sub-flock of devoted sheep who followed him everywhere like Jesus’s apostles and only left their field for transhumance when led by “their” llama. The funniest thing is the way this woman overheard the word “llama” and immediately came to sit next to me to tell me this, like she had waited since childhood to share her bewilderment about the two religious congregations of sheep led by rival llama prophets in her family farm.

JANE AUSTEN DID NOT SAY "I CAN FIX HIM BUT HE SHOULD FIX HIMSELF" SHE SAID "NO ONE IS FIXING ANYONE ELSE. A REAL LOVE IS NOT ONLY THE RESULT OF EACH PARTY EXPERIENCING GROWTH BUT THE BEGINNING OF AN INFINITE POSITIVE FEEDBACK LOOP OF SELF-BETTERMENT. LOVE IS LIKE PUTTING A CANDLE IN FRONT OF A MIRROR; THE LIGHT REFRACTS EVERYWHERE"

fun fact if you refer to children as "things" and use "it" when referring to children and are happy to see children cry and get hurt im stealing something from your house

Michael Sheen on Graham Norton on New Year’s Eve talking about fan fiction:

“It’s such a love of the show, and it shows such commitment to it. I think it’s wonderful. I mean, it does involve, on Good Omens, me and David Tennant having sex, mainly.”

OH, OKAY, MICHAEL. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU, TOO.

No one deserves depression and unhappiness. Evgeny Lushpin Fine Art

"violence won't solve anything" why must violence "solve" anything? is it not enough to be sexy? and maybe even choreographed to music that slaps?