My biggest fear is taking a screenshot of a convo and accidentally sending it to the same person
The way he says pussy
Best
“sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal” “ok but get this: im a rich white person" “oh sorry about that sir"
me @ my skin : get ur shit together
boy: i love you me: that’s your buisness
Lord!! (gasp) bye ..
If you scared to buy tampons for your girl when she on her period you don’t deserve pussy for 3 weeks. The cashier know you ain’t the one bleeding. Bitch ass nigga.
DEAR ANYONE WHO HAS EVER BEEN AFRAID OF BEING JUDGED BY THE CASHIER FOR BUYING SOMETHING:
I have been working in retail for three years and let me tell you: WE DON’T CARE!
Whether you’re a trans*boy buying tampons or you’re buying laxatives or you’re buying a thong or a package of hello kitty stickers, cashiers don’t give a shit, we’re usually too busy trying to find the damn bar code or trying to sign you up for a membership card. And honestly, half the stuff I ring up doesn’t even register in my brain. My thought process when ringing someone up is; *scan* *check screen* *scan* *check screen* oh crap did they just ask me something?
So don’t ever be afraid to buy something okay?
*kisses you and pats you on the head* Now go buy all the things!
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NiaraSterling
I was having a bad day and then i saw this and my mood has done a complete 180
“I got it! I got it!”
GO, BABY! YES, YOU DO! YOU GOT IT! Look at him go, y’all. omg.
this me today
ive lost all motivation to do anything these days and people dont understand they just tell me to get motivated yeah sure let me go down to the store and grab a bottle of purpose in life
Since four and ever decided to become forever .
When your cousin stayed the night & yall supposed to be sleep
the person i like and why i like them.
a famous person iâve been compared to.
5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
the best thing that has happened to me this week.
weird things i do when iâm alone.
how iâd spend ten thousand bucks.
things i like and things i donât like about the way i look.
my last night out in detail.
something that makes me sad when i think about it.
something iâve lied about.
would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.
something iâm currently worrying about.
one person from tumblr iâd throw off a cliff, one iâd marry and one iâd fuck.
something i do without realising.
lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.
a drunken story.
something i regret.
post a picture of myself.
my longest relationship and who it was with.
press ctrl v and post.
post a bit of my last IM convo.
5 things i want to change.
my view on being tumblr famous.
someone iâd like to be for a day and why.
5 things within touching distance.
story of my first kiss.
Big bro cut little bro….. Teach em early!
is going through a dramatic cramping phase . but i'm the one on my period and i don't care about his problems :(
Miguel & Nazanin <3
Who knew?
When will the world ever leave my parents alone??? Like damn.
😱😱😱 Would you be mad?