Latest Posts by racer62 - Page 6

sounds like car universe masochism?

This is like an old superstition my mum used to say...

If you tied a black thread around your right wrist, no harm would befall you.

But the day I wore the black thread I was in a fight💀

Everyday I am reminded a random fact about actual cars that may translate horribly to the cars movies

Like that if a cars falls hood first into water that's considered lucky irl because a person can get out and not drown, but that would drown the car in the cars universe.

Also other stuff I will reveal through asks

(ask me something pls, I'm dying)

Shit

I forgot about this fic

IM SO SORRY

30 days ago💀

Made a meme

I'm sorry Francesco

LMAO

I can't be the only one that thinks this...

I can't be the only one that thinks this...

Wait, so is antifreeze car blood?

Have I been writing fics wrong this entire time?

[The shining]

[Cars on the road, Episode 2 "Lights Out"]

He doesn't make it

The anti a03 person gave me an idea for a gay cars fanfic, So a lose-Lose for them.

What the hell, I just opened a03

Please don't let this affect you,

I don't know if you can report on a03, so just block and mute Anti_A03

😦

I would like everyone to know that I've written the most deranged thing in my life. It's a Miles Axlerod piss fic

I THINK I FOUND THE REPUBLIC OF NEW REARENDIA

THERE IS A CAR SHAPED ISLAND ON THE WORLD IN THE POSTERS

I KNOW I'M SHIT AT GEOGRAPHY BUT THAT AINT A REAL PLACE

I hope to Pixar I'm right🙏

When you realise that if Mater hadn't crashed Lightning's introduction Axelrod would've been outed right then and there.

Cuz he would've pissed himself and had no one to blame it on

And if anyone says "what about Lightning? He was next to Axelrod." Lightning was too far away from Axelrod to take the blame.

[Edit: I can't find an image where Lightning isn't cut out, WHY CAN'T PEOPLE NOT CUT OUT PARTS OF SCENES]

New fic idea to the notes note for ao3 ideas, I won't start it until I've finished the ones I'm working on now.

Here, take part of the idea;

The last part I don't remember adding, don't worry he makes it👍

When you have to do the weirdest research for your fics💀

For any fbi seeing this: I promise I'm not doing anything bad.

I FOUND IT

Why has it taken me 48 rewatches (Give or take) of cars 3 to realise that Jeff Gorvette appears near the end???

(If you see this with no pic, give me a few minutes, I'm trying to find the damn picture)

I CAN'T FIND IT

Why has it taken me 48 rewatches (Give or take) of cars 3 to realise that Jeff Gorvette appears near the end???

(If you see this with no pic, give me a few minutes, I'm trying to find the damn picture)

Why has it taken me 48 rewatches (Give or take) of cars 3 to realise that Jeff Gorvette appears near the end???

(If you see this with no pic, give me a few minutes, I'm trying to find the damn picture)

This guy called Bobby "The purple car" and Finn "The blue car", and everybody immediately attacked him in the comments.

A kids movie antagonist:

Ah hah! I have finally achieved my goal, now nobody can stop me!

The main character:

Aight, *checks watch* it's near the end of the movie, time to beat their ass.

There was this scene in my discontinued cars 2 rewrite fic where all the racers beat the shit out of one of the top lemons and his gang in a bar while Life could be dream plays in the background.

I may post the scene by itself.

WHO IS RUNNING THIS ACCOUNT

Wow... Ok then

I found my old box of Cars diecasts and other cars stuff

This is what little me thought resembled Francesco the most:

I'm sorry little me, but that is not Francesco 💀

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned that Lightning wanted to fight in cars 2

This is the only thing I'm sour about in cars 2

Pixar should've let him get into a tire fight💀

Just saw an ad of a car giving birth and I'm making it everyone's problem.

*Yes this is an actual ad*

https://youtu.be/MtRzkaSF66o

The best thing about watching people blind react to Cars 2, is that it's just them screaming in surprise and utter fear.

My mum said she hated the mario movie.

She hates it because "there wasn't enough luigi"

Guys

My mum has a crush on luigi.