Maybe I Have A Type When It Comes To Simping For Fictional Characters. Cause 75% Of Them Are Either Dark

Stiles: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don’t give a fuck about anybody.

Theo: If you decide you have a problem after midnight, that’s your own personal business.

Stiles: You also don’t give a fuck about anybody.

Theo: True. Except Liam, but he sleeps next to me, so he doesn’t need to call.

Scott:

Scott: How do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

theo: i'm one of those people who thrives on the danger of leading a double life

theo: you know, like bruce wayne, peter parker, hannah montana

isaac in the group chat at three am: yall think lava would taste spicy?

boyd: isaac please don't eat lava

stiles: try it and let us know

erica: actually since it's made of molten rock, it'd probably taste very bland and dusty

isaac: thank you so fucking much erica you understand me like no one else

Mason: what do you crave more than anything else?

Corey: stability

Theo: peace of mind

Liam: chocolate chip pancakes

stiles: so we all like, pretended to be a girl on club penguin and waited at the pizza parlour for our boyfriend...right?

y/n:

scott:

derek:

theo:

y/n: is this you coming out?

black coffee & big books

Scott:I need you guys to think straight

Liam,Theo,Nolan, Brett,Mason,Corey and Alec:*leaves*

Scott:THAT ISN'T WHAT I MEANT

Liam: urgh why is blood so hard to wash off your hands?

Liam: I JUST REALIZED HOW THAT SOUNDS AND I'D LIKE TO CLARIFY I HAD A NOSE BLEED I'M NOT A SERIAL KILLER

Mason: Hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood fyi

Theo:do you think if you shot hydrogen peroxide up into someone's blood stream, it'd kill them?

Corey: this house is full of murderers.

mason: i need some serotonin

corey: *stands up*

corey:

corey: *sits back down*

corey: i forgot what that was for a second, i was going to get you some

mason, eyes welling with tears: the serotonin has arrived