Derek: My bloodline ends with me.
Peter: That’s the fanciest way I’ve ever heard someone say “I’m gay.”
Just imagine Theo sulking while wearing a cardboard Burger King crown.
You’re welcome~
baby jack’s first word is not dada or papa it’s “dean” but specifically in the exact annoyed-yet-fond tone that cas always takes with dean. dean is just hanging out in the nursery, dusting or something, and he hears from the crib THEE most exasperated “dee!” in the world and it came from his one year old son
My loves Will and Jem
The infernal devices, by @cassandraclare
Isaac: Let’s watch Supernatural.
Scott: Okay.
Isaac: And make out during the scary parts.
Scott: Th…the scary parts?
Incorrect Thiam Quotes
teacher: scott, can you tell us why there are rings on saturn?
scott: because god liked it, and he put a ring on it?
teacher: saturn was not a single lady!!!
stiles: not anymore, *stiles and scott high five*
isaac in the group chat at three am: yall think lava would taste spicy?
boyd: isaac please don't eat lava
stiles: try it and let us know
erica: actually since it's made of molten rock, it'd probably taste very bland and dusty
isaac: thank you so fucking much erica you understand me like no one else
Kit: Why is helping someone hide a body the standard for true friendship?
Kit: Look, if you’re in trouble, I’ll lie to the cops for you. I’ll dispose of evidence. Whatever.
Kit: But please I am begging you, do not make me dig a hole. That sounds so hard.
Dru: *Stares blankly*
😂❤
liam: i'm bi and confused
liam: not about being bi, i just have no idea what's going on