Liam: I'm Bi And Confused

teen wolf characters as things my friends said

scott mccall: stiles and isaac once watched me eat straight butter during a kitchen snack conversation.

stiles stilinski: I know sleazy is one of the seven dwarfs.

lydia martin: he won’t watch barbie and the nutcracker with me, so i’m suing for emotional distress.

malia tate: I could never be pregnant because if I'm going through all that effort to grow a skeleton, I'm keeping it.

allison argent: trust me. i hate that i like men too. i’d so much rather set them on fire and toss them to the wolves, but alas.

derek hale: how dare you use the informal greeting of “yo” with me.

kira yukimura: this is bambling my boozle.

isaac lahey: okay i feel like i would definitely accidentally become a part of a cult.

erica reyes: trigger warning: there are men.

vernon boyd: you want me to participate??? but that interrupts my brooding time.

peter hale: if you have a record player, you’re nostalgic for a time you weren’t alive for.

melissa mccall: she keeps asking me medical questions that are oddly close to murder. i guess the main issue is that she can just google it? why do i have to do the work for her?

chris argent: i’m the closest you can get to being a cowboy without being one of those gross people from texas.

sheriff stilinski: I only own two tiger shirts, but that number will most certainly grow.

stiles: I’m tired of people telling me to ‘go to the hospital’ and that i’ve ‘lost a lot of blood’.

stiles: It’s my stab wound, not yours. Stay out of it.

I edited together all the clips of Dylan singing Frozen. Watch till the end.

You’re welcome.

A scene from Teen Wolf 🙃

Just imagine Theo sulking while wearing a cardboard Burger King crown.

You’re welcome~

Mason: that shirt looks good on you

Theo: thank you?

Mason: I bet it would look even better on Liam's bedroom floor

Liam: Are you flirting with Theo for me??

Mason: Someone needs to Liam!

Sheriff Stilinski: *hand cuffing Isaac*

Isaac: My safe word is pineapple juice.

Scott: It really is Sheriff.

Sheriff: I don't want to know any of that!

Isaac: What we get really competitive when we play Uno.

Sheriff: You have a safe word for Uno?!

Scott: Yeah, why else would we have one?

Sheriff: You two are idiots.

boyd: Ah yes, the five love languages.

*points to isaac*: my parents never told me they're proud of me

*points to derek*: im so fucking tired please god just let me rest for five minutes

*points to erica*: I am a Material Girl in a Material World

*points to stiles*: please pay attention to me

*points to isaac*: touch starved

isaac: HEY, WHY DID I GET TWO?!