Wow! Never Been Attacked Like That.

I did it,I finally figured out who's the gay cousin in the puppy pack...... everyone

The whole teen wolf fandom

Julian: This plan will require using Kit’s greatest strength.

Kit: What, my hair? My eyes?

Julian: Your obnoxious personality.

Liam: urgh why is blood so hard to wash off your hands?

Liam: I JUST REALIZED HOW THAT SOUNDS AND I'D LIKE TO CLARIFY I HAD A NOSE BLEED I'M NOT A SERIAL KILLER

Mason: Hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood fyi

Theo:do you think if you shot hydrogen peroxide up into someone's blood stream, it'd kill them?

Corey: this house is full of murderers.

When someone suddenly enters the room while I’m reading fics I have two ways of reacting:

One is being able to hold the eye of whoever decided to approach me while reading shamesly smutty fics and not even batting a fucking eye while doing so.

Two is my heart beating as if I’ve just being caught hidding a dead body and getting too nervous that I quickly unplug my laptop before the person even barely finishes stepping into the room.

Liam: You are one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos

Nolan: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard

Stiles : But what if I die tomorrow & never eat any nachos??

Theo : Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day!!

boyd: Ah yes, the five love languages.

*points to isaac*: my parents never told me they're proud of me

*points to derek*: im so fucking tired please god just let me rest for five minutes

*points to erica*: I am a Material Girl in a Material World

*points to stiles*: please pay attention to me

*points to isaac*: touch starved

isaac: HEY, WHY DID I GET TWO?!

Incorrect Thiam Quotes

Nogitsune: *pointing at Stiles* Shoot him! He’s the fake one!

Isaac: *pointing a gun at him* the REAL Stiles would never pass up an opportunity to die!

Theo: No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.

Liam: wow that’s so deep… I’m so proud of you

Mason: it’s from spongebob

Theo: :)